AOTW 5-31-2019

Too many assholes, so little time.

Mueller is a major league asshole. He issued his report. That should have been it but he had to make some stupid statement. No we didn’t find anything incriminating but that does’t mean the president wasn’t guilty of something. Meanwhile, the real crooks, Obungler and Crooked Cankles are getting away with all of their crimes.

Amash won’t STFU about impeachment. I hope the people in his district vote his ass out of office.

But this week’s winner is Dimocrat congresscritter from Somalia, Ilhan Omar. She wants to overhaul foreign policy.

Anti-Semitic Democrat Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, who blames the current crisis in Venezuela on the United States, wants a “Green New Deal” style overhaul of U.S. foreign policy. Omar argues she is best suited to lead the charge for major foreign policy changes because she has “the perspective of a foreigner.”

Isn’t that just ducky. Let’s put a foreigner in charge of foreign policy. Howza ’bout kicking this foreigner out of Congress and sending her back to Africa where she belongs after first throwing her in jail for immigration fraud for marrying her brother to get him into this country. Oh wait. We can’t do that because she’s a Dimocrat and the rules are different for them. Also it would be sexist and Islamophobic. What a fucking asshole!