50 Years Later

Fifty years ago we landed a man on the moon. Now we can’t even put a man in low earth orbit and have to pay the Russians millions to send people to the International Space Station.

Where is that spinning space station that we saw in 2001: A Space Odyssey? Where is the moon base we saw in 2001 and the cheesy British TV show Space 1999?

What do we have now? A space station in low earth orbit that we’re gonna have to eventually dump into the ocean.

I remember taking a trip through Officer’s Country on the Iredell County when we were off the coast of Viet Nam. They had a black and white TV and they were watching a replay of Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon. At that time, America thought the sky was the limit. The spinning space station and the moon bases in 2001 were possible. Back then whoda thunk that fifty years later we wouldn’t have the ability to put men on the moon and we would have to start all over?

I know whoda thunk it. That stupid African civil rights leader from Atlanta who drove a mule driven cart to one of the moon shots bitching about us wasting money on scientific advancement when instead we should be wasting money supporting a parasitic underclass.

But he was successful. We turned away from the moon. Since then we have wasted trillions in the war on poverty and what do we have to show for it? Crime infested cities like Detoilet, Chicongo, St. Louis, and many others.

Yeah, we built the space shuttle which was an engineering marvel, but that only took us to low earth orbit. We needed sumpin’ to take us higher. We needed that spinning space station as a way point to the moon. A space station in geosynchronous orbit or at a Lagrange Point.

By the way, that was how von Braun wanted to go to the moon. The challenge Kennedy gave us and the race with Russia was OK but von Braun wanted to do it in stages. He wanted that space station and from there to go to the moon. But that couldn’t be done in the time frame Kennedy gave NASA. We got to the moon but didn’t have a plan after that.

And what did we have after the space shuttle? Nothing. We had a president who decided NASA should be an outreach organization for Moslems and not a space agency. And of course, most importantly, NASA had to put more importance in Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) than in merit. Look at all of the stories lately about how racist and sexist NASA was because it was all white men involved in sending men to the moon. Newsflash! It was only white men who were engineers back then.

Fuck all of you assholes writing these stories!

And now fifty years later we’re now talking about going back to the moon, hopefully in 2024. We’re finally talking about moon bases, sumpin’ we should already have.

All I can think about with all of the hoopla over the fifty year anniversary of the moon landing is we have wasted fifty years.

Copycat In Georgia

It was only a matter of time until some African was gonna accuse some white dude of telling her to go back to where she came from. It happened her in Georgia.

A Georgia state lawmaker appears to have been caught lying about her allegation that she was told to “go to back to where you came from” by a white customer in an Atlanta grocery store.

On Friday, Erica Thomas, a Democrat, alleged that a “white man” called her a “lazy son of a b*tch” and told her to “go back” to where she came from.

That didn’t take long. What brought that about?

“Today I was verbally assaulted in the grocery store by a white man who told me I was a lazy SOB and to go back to where I came from bc I had to many items in the express lane,” Thomas said in a Friday tweet. “My husband wasn’t there to defend me because he is on Active Duty serving the country I came from USA!”

Wow! Victimhood and patriotism in the same tweet.

On the same day Thomas detailed the alleged encounter in a Facebook live video. She opened up by saying, “People are getting really out of control with this white privilege stuff.”

Gotta get that white privilege shit in there. What’s really happening is Africans are getting out of control with the fake racism bullshit.

But then the story started breaking down.

On Sunday, Eric Sparkes stepped forwarded and claimed he was the man that Thomas was referring to in the grocery store. He denied ever making any racially charged insults towards Thomas and said he only called her a “lazy b*itch” because she had too many items in the express checkout lane.

“I’m a liar about what?” Thomas said while yelling at Sparkes, who were both being interviewed by local media.

“Everything that happened,” Sparkes responded. “Me telling you to ‘Go back where you came from.’ Did I say that? Is it on video?”

“Are you serious? What did you say to me then,” Thomas asked.

“I called you a lazy b*tch,” Sparkes answered. “That’s the worst thing I said.”

Now comes the fun part.

Sparkes told reporters that he is a Democrat and a Hispanic American who vehemently opposes President Trump. He added that Thomas was only doing this to help further her political career.

Sorry dude. You can’t play the Hispanic card. You are way down in the victim chain. It’s black, LBGTQRSTUVWXYZ, and then a tie between women and Hispanics. Crips are on the bottom. And it’s even worse. With a name like Sparks you are like George Zimmerman, a white Hispanic. But he does hate Trump as some of the Farcebook posts in the article at the link demonstrate.

So Thomas backed off her accusation.

Later, Thomas appeared to walk back her claims saying that Sparkes may not have exactly told her to go back to her country.

“I don’t want to say he said, ‘Go back to your country,’ or ‘Go back to where you came from,’” Thomas said. “But he was making those types of references is what I remember.”

I mean, the dude was white and he called me a bitch so it’s OK for me to make up shit.

Some dude on the internet said that Thomas should name the child she’s pregnant with Jussie. I agree.

Sunday Metal 7-21-2019

The first time I saw Sammy Hagar was right after he left Montrose and took everyone with him except Montrose. It was Monstrose without Montrose. He had Bill Church on bass and Denny Carmassi on drums. He was the warm up act for Ted Nugent. Sammy came out and I turned to my friend Cliff and said, “Wait! He plays guitar?” Pretty well too. He stole the show. Poor Ted had to really up his game. It wasn’t very long that Sammy sold out the venue every time he came to St. Louis. He’s now 71 and he’s still rocking.

AOTW 7-19-2019

I’m a racist. You’re a racist. He’s a racist. She’s a racist. Wouldn’t you like to be a racist too? When everybody is a racist, nobody is a racist. A racist is anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal. A racist is anyone who disagrees with a liberal. A racist is any white person.

Didja year what Ayanna Pressley said? “we don’t need any more brown faces that don’t want to be a brown voice. We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be a black voice. We don’t need Muslims that don’t want to be a Muslim voice. We don’t need queers that don’t want to be a queer voice.” So you better think the way we tell you to think, or else! Just imagine if this woman were running the country.

Anyway, I’m giving the coveted AOTW Award to Al Green who has introduced three resolutions in the House so far for the impeachment of Trump. This time he actually got 95 booger eatin’ moh-ron Dimocrats to vote for it. Better luck next time asshole.

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Impeachment Fizzles In The House

So Al Green (African, Africa) introduced another resolution to impeach Trump. How many times has this dingbat done that? Just like every other time it was voted down. This time 95 Dimocrats voted for it.

Not surprisingly Maxine Waters (Insane Old Lady, California) and Frederica Wilson (Dingbat Cowboy, Florida) voted for it. Here in Georgia Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson voted for it as did David Scott.

Much to my surprise civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis voted against it. My congresscritter, Lucy McBath, an African representing a majority white district, altho’ one that didn’t vote for Trump, voted against it. She barely won in 2018 and will have a tough race in 2020 since this district has been Republican for ages.

I love how Trump has made Idiot Omar and Rancida Tlaib, two antisemitic, America hating, terrorist supporting members of Congress the face of the Dimocrat Party and has made the Dimocrat Party support them. Also, he’s lucky to have Al Green, whom he can count on to introduce an impeachment resolution every time Trump comes out with an outrageous tweet.

Trump is really lucky to have such stupid enemies.

Here are the 95 Dimocrats who voted for impeachment.

Ronsday – Short And Sweet

A short and to the point post about Trumps latest tweets from Ron.

Knowing full well what he MEANT in his tweets to the four agitprops, let’s look again at the actual words:

“Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came,” he added. “Then come back and show us how it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!”

Two comments:

First, he made no implications or insinuations or accusations related to race.
Second, he mentioned no specific nations, only “places” which he described as “broken and crime-infested.”

Those two statements, had he stopped there, were neither racist nor xenophobic, merely accurate.

Granted, Tlaib was born in this country, but she’s from Detroit, a “place” which perfectly fits Trump’s description.
Omar represents an anti-American Muslim slum in Minneapolis, similar to the no-go zones in doomed European cities.
AOC represents parts of the Bronx and northern Queens in NYC. Tell me there ain’t somethin needin fixed there.
Pressley was raised in Chicago and supports Planned Parenthood. She worked for a Kennedy in Boston. ‘Nuff said.

IMO, all four of ‘em come from places that could use some fixin. Their shared primary goal is conversion of the US to a socialist nation and the elimination of all white men from positions of power and influence. Yeah, how’s that workin out in Zimbabwe, or Venezuela, or even London?

Yannow, I think the campaign slogans of these four booger eatin’ moh-rons could be Make America A Shithole.

Trolling The Odd Squad

Trump proved once again just why he is the master at trolling the Dimocrats.

OMFG! How dare he! He’s a racist. Of course we had the pearl clutchers from Conservative Inc. condemning these tweets saying the same things that the rat bastard commies did.

So the Odd Squad held a press conference. Who’s the Odd Squad? AOC (Rat Bastard Commie, Puerto Rico), Ilhan Omar (Moslem, Mogadishu), Rancida Tlaib (Moslem, Palestine), and Ayanna Pressley (African, Africa). The press conference was pretty much a disaster. When asked to condemn Al Qaeda and terrorism Omar refused. There’s a campaign ad for all of those districts where “moderate” Dimocrats won last year. Of course, they called Trump a racist. It’s all they have. They hate America. They want to turn it into a Third World shithole, yannow, like Palestine, Puerto Rico, Somalia, and the rest of Africa.

Al Green (African asshole, Texas) immediately called for Trump’s impeachment and is gonna introduce a resolution in the House demanding it. Awesome! Bring it on!

Speaker Blinky is gonna introduce a resolution condemning xenophobia, Islamaphobia, racism, and anything else she can think of. Of course, she couldn’t get a resolution condemning antisemitism through the House because it has become one of her party’s core beliefs. What do you think about that Schmuck Schumer? Howza ’bout you Jerry “the Hutt” Nadler?

Trump has forced Speaker Blinky to support these booger eatin’ moh-rons. Last week she was trying to shut them up and marginalize their bullshit utterances, which caused AOC to call her a racist. I love Dimocrats calling each other racists. Now, she has to support these four dingtbats.

Man oh man, the campaign ads are gonna write themselves. Make the Odd Squad the face of the Dimocrat Party and force the Dimocrat Party leadership to support them.

Trump is a fucking genius!