Dimocrat Platform

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Democrat platform suggestions for 2020

1. Fred Stevens, a welder, and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college, will have to pay off the student loans for Eric, an Art History major, and Emma, a Gender Studies major, because they cannot get jobs.(Elizabeth Warren).

2. Yusef Hussein, who killed 23 children by bombing their school, will be allowed to vote from prison. (Bernie Sanders)

3. Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole slate)

4. La’Darius Washington, who has never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)

5. Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court will get to vote. (Kirsten Gillibrand)

6. Stan Billings, an avid deer hunter, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR 15. (Eric Swalwell)

7. Sven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the US in 1953 will have to pay reparations to Sha’lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great-great grandfather MIGHT HAVE BEEN a slave. (Cory Booker)

8. Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn’t want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)

9. Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his 3/4 ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole slate)

10. The population of the US will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)


11 comments on “Dimocrat Platform

  1. I’m sure the city of SF will be glad to employ Eric and Emma as tour guides, helpin’ tourists avoid the piles of shit and dirty needles on the sidewalks.

    • They sure don’t seem to be hiring trash removers. Democrats are good at creating jobs for the useless and ignoring the necessary.

    • San Francisco is the “Modern Day……SODOM & Gomorrah, RUN BY Nasty Pelosi, & her Nephew, Gavin Newsom. { CALIFORNICATION}…..with leadership like that…. there is no longer any need for “one flew over the Cuckoo nest”!

    • Years ago there were middle of the road & even conservative Democrats but even they deferred to their radical brethren to push the march to socialist which is in full bloom today.
      Today Moderate Democrats are like Moderate Muslims ……Virtually non existent, hidden for self presevation & still allowing Radical Socialists to control the Democratic Party.

  2. I was totally surprised at the miles and miles of blue tarp tents set up all along the I- 10 freewayoutside Los Angeles and as far out as past Palm Springs.
    My God, what a mess!
    Now I see the same under freeways in Dallas, TX.
    Thank God that I am educated enough to never be in that world!

  3. 12. All gun owners will be required to turn in their guns, unless they’re a moslem, a drug dealer, an illegal immigrant or POC.

  4. America has never been in such dire straits, & peril of decay, & extinction under Demoncrat rule, by the A-moral Politicians, in that party! The Party of Jeffery Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Maxine Waters, Al ‘THE RAT” Sharpton, Adulterer Al Gore, Slick Perverted Willie, Teddy Kennedy, the Totally A-moral Clinton Cartel, & the Muslim Presidency of Bath House Barry! Folks….It just doesn’t get any worse!….{ Unless, they are voted back into power in 2020!}

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