AOTW 1-31-2020

I’m sure it will come as no surprise than I’m giving the coveted AOTW Award to Mittens Romneycare. He and Susan Collins of Maine voted for witnesses which would enable the Dimocrats to Kavanaugh the impeachment trial in the Senate. Fortuantrely, they were the only two defectors so there will be no witnesses. I’m giving Collins a pass because she’s a RINO trying to win an election in a blue state. But Mittens “represents” one of the most conservative states in the union. Not only is he stabbing Trump in the back, but he’s stabbing in the back all of the voters in Utah who voted for him. What an asshole! As one of my readers wrote in an email, and I stole to tweet on Twatter, “Next time tie Mittens to the roof of the car and let the dog drive.”

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Nigel’s Farewell

No more of Nigel Farage’s speeches to the EU. They were always worth listening to. His final one is a great one. He is prolly the person most responsible for Brexit. At the end you can see just one of the reasons to leave as his speech is cut off.

Waving the flags as they leave. The only thing that would have made it better is if they had sung God Save the Queen. Yannow like Delta House.

Chief Sitting Bullshit On The Warpath

Another reason not to elect Chief Sitting Bullshit.

In today’s episode of ‘It’s Okay For Democrats but not Republicans,’ Elizabeth Warren vows that, should she become President, she will commission a DOJ task force to investigate corruption in the Trump administration. Sure that’s just what America wants—more bogus investigations of President Trump. We haven’t had one of those in a nanosecond.

That’s what they do in banana republics, which Chief Sitting Bullshit and the rest of the Dimocrats want to turn this country into.

Warren released the plan to investigate her political opponent on Tuesday, posting it to her campaign website.

Warren’s latest platform, titled “Restoring Integrity and Competence to Government after Trump,” begins by explaining that the President “has run the most corrupt administration in history.”

Did she blackout during the entire Obama administration?

Once again, Chief Sitting Bullshit speaks with forked tongue. The Trump administration doesn’t even come close to either the Clinton or Obungler administrations when it come to corruption. As Rush Linbaugh once said, “If you want to see what the Dimocrats are doing, look at what they accuse the Republicans of.” Projection is a plank in their platform.

“I will direct the Justice Department to establish a task force to investigate violations by Trump administration officials of federal bribery laws, insider trading laws, and other anti-corruption and public integrity laws,” her campaign promise reads.

Warren will “give that task force independent authority to pursue any substantiated criminal and civil violations.”

The House of Representatives couldn’t get bribery to stick in their impeachment sham but reality be damned, Warren is going to find it.

Where is the outrage over the suggestion that an occupant of the White House would unleash her Department of Justice to investigate a political opponent?

Didn’t the media and Democrats themselves tell us these are the actions of a dictator?

Now suddenly it’s okay to investigate alleged corruption because the President’s last name isn’t Clinton and his first name isn’t Hillary.

I really think that Trump is gonna have to leave the country after he leaves office if the Dimocrats regain power. They will do every thing in their power to destroy him. Maybe he should devote his second term to doing to the Dimocrats what Lizzie and the Dimocrats want to do to him.

Fortunately, Chief Sitting Bullshit is cratering in the polls and it’s time for her to head off to the happy hunting ground.

Obungler and the Clintons belong in jail.

Speaker Blinky belongs in a nursing home.

Ronsday – Set Faces To Cringe

Ron rants.

Very kaleidoscopic dream this mornin around 0200. Won’t flesh it out and narrate it for y’all ‘cept to say it involved a baby with an alarmingly adult face, a woman at least 10’ tall who looked like Marie Osmond, an unfinished multi-story building which I had to climb to deliver a message to a crane operator, and an android in a hovercraft with some kind of hand-held weapon like was used on Star Trek.

So I tried to go back to sleep, but various snippets of Star Trek episodes kept flashin thru my mind, one of which was the ol’ “Set phasers to stun” tactical order from Kirk to his crew just before beaming down to some unidentified danger.

Woke up again around 0400 laughing about Juan “Guano” Williams (which is a Puerto Rican term for “premature brain donor”). Jeeebus, that guy is annoying. He’s a lock for the Lifetime Achievement Award in the “Best Apology For Obama” category.

Rain had stopped, so Monsterdawg & I went out to get our feet wet. That “set phasers on stun” was still rattlin around in the front porch of my mind, and it somehow got morphed into “set faces to cringe” by the time we got back.

Hard to think about some of the more influential Democrats withOUT cringeing. Like, other than Her Rotten Heinous’s, it’s hard to imagine a more cringeworthy voice than Liz Warren’s, or a more cringworthy face than Pelosi’s, or a more cringeworthy understanding of how things work than AOC’s.

Sanders likes to hang out with AOC ‘cuz by comparison, her ideas make his sound almost reasonable, and his being seen with her tends to drape a layer of legitimacy on her dipshittiness.

‘Course there’s always the Gaffemeister, who keeps finding new and exciting ways to stomp on his own tongue, or his genitals, by wording something in the most wrongest way possible. The guy sees himself as a statesman, a wise, experience statesman, with humility, gravitas, reason, and insight. Truth is, he’s a walking, talking malaprop whose cerebral cortex has transformed into a cauliflower.

And Buttjudge – he’s just cringeworthy by nature, as is Bernie, who’s naught but a communist grandfather with a free-everything-forever message for entitlement junkies.

Schumer is unable to say anything about Trump or his administration’s apparently successful policies without using hyperbolic rhetoric with superlative negatives. Just LOOKing at him makes ya wanna cringe. Hell, his name itself originally meant “tramp, vagabond, worthless piece of crap” in German.

Nadler is a shapeless and hapless sack of amorphous carbohydrates, befuddled, bewildered, baffled, and brainwashed. Biden and Sanders are do-it-yourselfers – they’ve made perfect fools of themselves. He and Schiff are running neck and neck in the Al Green Award for TDS Fixation championships.

I don’t wanna even get into the topics of the front-runners for the Most-Annoying-Female-On-The-Planet finals — Joy Behar, Joy Reid, Maxine Waters, Rashida Tlaib, Mamie Hirono . . . there are just SO MANY of ‘em – hard to choose, hard to choose.

The more I turn on my TV and see people like Schiff, Nadler, Schumer, Pelosi, Waters, Omar . . . the more I understand serial killers and mass murderers. Considering the platforms, the promises, and the voices of most of the candidates, it appears the DNC has committed to a full Cringe Campaign.

Now, a lotta people don’t know this, but the “P” in the word “democrat” represents patriotism much like the “C” in “progressive” refers to common sense. Pelosi is neurologically necrotic – Nadler is politically putrid – and Schiff is legislatively loony.

It’s gonna take some fancy ‘splainin to make me understand how Trump can be accused of obstructing Congress when Congress wasn’t doing anything at the time but trying to conduct a coup d’etat to reverse the 2016 election.

The guy who should be impeached is Schiff for making up false conversations, repeatedly claiming to have indisputable evidence when he had none, lying about the “whistleblower,” and wasting the entire legislative branch’s time and resources on a quixotic crusade to get rid of the CEO who actually fixes things. He reminds me of a guy the shrinks talk about who has serious mommy issues.

Purty obvious to me, considering what Schmucky and SanFranShitHole Nan have accomplished in the past year or so, is that the main purpose of the minority leader in either house of Congress is to demonstrate for younger members how NOT to behave if they ever become majority OR minority leader.

“Public servants!” My ass. Newscasters like to announce Biden as having “served” as the 47th Veep. Hillary “served” as SecState. Pelosi “serves” as Speaker of the House. Horsefeathers! They didn’t serve anybody; they gorged themselves on government funds. How on earth can Hillary be so dirty and not smell bad enough to repel voters? And the only thing Nancy serves is herself, from the Grey Goose jug. Bernie has done absolutely NOTHING in his decades in public office . . . but he’s become a millionaire with 3 houses.

To be a politician is to be a hypocrite. Period. Every one of the main bunch tryin to unseat DJT has in the past argued AGAINST the very things they’re demanding for his impeachment trial. Gotta tell ya, we’d be a helluva lot better off if our “leaders” listened to the advice they like to give the rest of us.

They Hate Us. They Really Hate Us.

I suppose y’all have seen this little snippet. I daresay more people have seen this on the interwebs than saw it on CNN.

I don’t know who the dude on the left is, but the dude on the right is Rick Wilson, a Republican consultant. Not only do the Dimocrats and the Fake News Media hate us, but so do establishment Republicans like Rick Wilson.

I think Rick Wilson was a consultant on the Jeb! campaign. How did that work out? He hates Trump because Trump wouldn’t hire him. Trump realized what a loser Rick Wilson is.

It used to be that the Fake News Media would occasionally let the mask slip. Now they’ve just torn that sucker off and let us know how much they despise us.

This would really make a great Trump commercial.

Hey Rubes! This is what the Dimocrats think of you.

This goes along with Crooked Cankles’ “deplorables”.

Yep! I’m a deplorable and proud of it.

They really hate us.

I’m hoping we give them more of a reason to hate us in November.

Update: Already a campaign ad.

And now Lemon sez he was just laughing at the Trump joke and didn’t hear anything about the smear of Trump supporters. Yeah. Sure. Just imagine the outrage if someone on Fox News had said sumpin’ like this about Obungler and his supporters.

Norah Grills Bernie

Didja see this?

What’s this? A liberal Fake News babe asking a Dimocrat a hard question? What is the world coming to?

Of course Norah received word from on high to do this. The Dimocrats are worried about a Bernie candidacy so he must be stopped. Tom Perez, the head of the DNC, prolly called up CBS and told them to do this.

You notice she called him a socialist? Of course he had to correct her and say democratic socialist. That sounds so much better and progressives liberals socialists rat bastard commies have to lie to win elections.

We’re seeing a repeat of 2016 where the powers that be in the Dimocrat Party are gonna deny Bernie the nomination. Chief Sitting Bullshit is dropping in the polls so they’re going all in on Gropey Joe. You won’t see Norah asking him any hard questions like, “What state are we in?”

Don’t be surprised if we find out that CNN fed him questions in advance at the last debate.

Yeah, Bernie has to go and the Fake News Media will do all they can to help.

Norah was just doing what she was told to do even though she appears to be doing a good job and asking a tough question.