Satire Of The Day

Too lazy to do an original post and I’m getting psyched for LSU versus Clemson. After an easy schedule in the ACC – which isn’t Clemson’s fault since the league sucks since FSU and Miami are no longer any good – Clemson proved it was for real by defeating Ohio State. I remember a previous Clemson- OSU game where Woody Hayes punched out a Clemson defensive back who had just intercepted a pass and was running down the sideline. Got Woody fired.

This should be a good game with two high powered offenses.

They’ve almost finished up the work in my house. Yippee! My black cat can come out from under the sofa in my library. How he can get under that is beyond me. He was safely hiding under the bed until the dude fired up the compressor for the nail gun and then he streaked into the library and wormed his way under the sofa.

Anyhoo, from the Genesius Times

Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of “being the black guy” failed to resonate in a Democratic party that’s clearly racist.

Senator Elizabeth Warren has stated, “With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race.”

Warren, who has grabbed headlines for promising trillions of dollars in other people’s money to minorities in order to buy their votes, is ecstatic to be alone in the race against white people.

“Democrats have kicked out the Latinos Beto and Castro, the Wakandan-American Kamala Harris, and now Cory Booker. It’s clear that if we don’t nominate Warren, we are more racist than Trump fans,” Democratic National Chairman Tom Perez said on condition of anonymity.

Everyone in the country has forgotten that Massachusetts Governor Duval Patrick, who claims to be African American is still running.

“I’m still running, guys!” Patrick said. “And I’m black!”

Wait! Duval Patrick is running? Who knew? And who even knows who Duval Patrick is?