She’s Running

Yep Crooked Cankles is running. She’s tanned and rested ready to take on the Orange Man. No grind of primary debates and no campaigning. She’s saving all of her energy for the general election.

Are Dimocrats really so delusional that they think a befuddled old man who doesn’t know what day it is, what state he’s and and can’t tell his wife from his sister will be able to stand up to Trump in a debate?

The left tells us that all it is is a stuttering problem. Yeah. Sure. Nice excuse. It’s a mental deterioration problem and they know it.

Biden is a stalking horse. If his mental decline continues, the DNC will have to force him out. They can’t let Sanders win and Chief Sitting Bullshit is a joke. That leaves the PIAP ready to waddle to the rescue.

You notice they’re already doing damage control with BJ saying that he used Monica to “help anxieties”. Geez BJ, you had a wife for that but you prolly haven’t had sex with her since Spawn of Clinton was born. Cankles did her duty by producing a child so you three could play all-American family.

They know Trump will throw Bill’s peccadilloes out there so they’re getting them out now to try to inoculate Granny Botox.

Crooked Cankles has just gone through another round of plastic surgery. I’m sure she’s getting Botox injections as well.

So the DNC will rig the convention so neither Biden nor Sanders gets a majority of votes on the first ballot. Or maybe right before the convention Biden drops out (or drops dead). His wife won’t like it but if his mental decline continues she won’t have much choice. Keeping him in the race amounts to cruelty to a senior citizen.

When that happens, Felonia Von Pantsuit will come riding in on (or under) a white horse to save the day. She won’t be worn out from campaigning. She’ll be ready to take on Trump.

She’s running. The big question is whether the DNC will turn to her or not.

I wonder if Tom Perez wants to commit Arkancide.