One of my readers sent me this.
Washington D.C. 1 March 2020.
“President Hillary Clinton announced today that due to the insufficient governmental response to the growing Corona Virus Crisis that she is removing the Public Health Service, FEMA and the CDC from their role in the nation’s response. From now on, all Executive Branch actions will be run from the Clinton Foundation with Valerie Jarrett taking over as the new “Recovery Czar” using Susan Rice and Chelsea Clinton as her deputies. President Clinton reminded the nation today that the high infection and death rates, which are rapidly approaching those of Iran, are entirely due to Republican intransigence and nothing she has done; a statement that has been confirmed by Fact Checkers at the New York Times and Washington Post. Because of this she is having FBI Chief James Comey open a criminal investigation into select Republican Senators. The President also praised the continued help and advice being provided by Chinese leader Xi Jingping and said he will soon visit the United States to offer further assistance.
THAT is exactly what would have happened.
No, because she would have had to sober up first.The brief would have come from the OUS, Office of the Ugly Spawn.
All plausible.
If she wins, every bank and credit union savings and checking account owned by registered Republicans will suddenly vanish without a trace. Those who registered but did not vote will not be exempted. Identifying independent voters will take more time, added Supreme Court Chief Justice Huma Abedin.
Or worse, Eric Holder.
as long as democrats elect bird-brained con artists and commies
there will never be a female president or vp
Ivanka 2024.
Damned glad I didn’t read this ’til today. I was already set for some major April Fool shit.
We all know just how fortunate we are that Crooked Hillary did not win the Presidency. I fully expect Trump will win re-election quite handily , his leadership in his Corona virus Pandemic has established his credentials .
I have been following the latest Cruise ship horror story down in Florida……..I feel sorry for the people trapped on the ship…. I really do but here is a question,
Given the knowledge about other Cruise Ship horror stories well documented prior to embarking on this Cruise……Why in hell did anyone take this Cruise & think nothing would go wrong ?
My mother always said she did not raise Stupid Children sometimes they may be foolish but never Stupid. My sisters & myself would never have boarded this ship. You could not have paid us enough to go on this Cruise…….Hell I would not even have gone to the dock to wave Bon Voyage !
This ship of fools will just have to suffer thru this hellish experience , hopefully deaths will be minimal & maybe they will learn something about common sense from this sad experience
There was a time 20+= years ago My wife , myself & friends enjoyed Cruising but as the ships got bigger & more crowded , the likelihood of serious problems increased & enjoyment decreased.No more for any of us.
When I saw the header was quite convinced the post would be about what could’ve been if the Dims and LSM hadn’t spent the last 4yrs resisting/obstructing/whining. Pretty much disgusted at the anti-American POS’s who got us here, and seem determined to sink us even lower. I (and every single follower of Denny’s blog) love my country … so very sad.
The skank would have long ago surrendered to Kim Jong Un.