Panic in the streets! We’re all gonna die. The world is coming to an end twelve years earlier than AOC and the Gretard thought. The Gretard is pissed!

STOCKHOLM—Greta Thunberg has come out to condemn the coronavirus outbreak, saying the virus callously ended the world ten years before climate change even had the chance to.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course it’s satire. It’s the Babylon Bee. Look for Snopes to fact check this any day now.

Here’s an idea. Let’s all mass together in cities and cram ourselves into buses and subway cars to get to work.

Here’s another idea. Let’s throw open our borders and welcome the entire Third World into our country.

These are what the carping Catos who are now criticizing Trump have been advocating for years.

They’ve also been the ones, along with the Chamber of Commerce Republicans, who have outsourced our manufacturing to China. Most of our antibiotics now come from China. How does that make you feel?

Both Bernie and Gropey Joe advocate open borders. Bernie even wants to tear down the walls on our southern border.

Meanwhile, the Fake News Media keeps whipping us into a frenzy with the Wuhan Flu scare.

Currently, out of a country of 372 million people, there are 6308 cases and 103 deaths. It could be worse. We could be Italy with 31,500 cases and 2500 deaths. Fortunately, Italy has Medicare for all so only the old people will be turned away from critical care.

It looks like China has turned the corner and new cases are on the decline.

Meanwhile, here in the USA, there’s blood in the streets and we’re all gonna die. Women and minorities hardest hit.