In these down times we could us a little laughter. A reader sent me an update of an old joke.
Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C., an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending Sunday’s Mass and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling her a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over most of Pelosi’s views.”
Pelosi’s aide said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”
The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the Church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”
As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Ms. Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a drunken thumb-sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for evading her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California. Just look at the streets in her district! Feces everywhere. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”
The Cardinal concluded. “But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms. Pelosi is a saint.”
Exactamundo. A particularly pious saint.
…goes to show…it’s all relative…!
“all relative: – ya mean like in kalypornia? (snicker)
And just like that, having a mask, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and rope are ok to have in your trunk.
Dennis – have you heard of ‘issues’ in banks due to customers wearing anti-virus masks, or all the banks closed??
Banks are closed to walk-in customers. Drive-up only.
San Fran Nan merely dances to the tune of her tribe owners. They love their baby butchers and their LGBTQPRs. And yearn for the “good old days” of their Messiahs – Lenin and Stalin. And they are quite willing to add Mousey Tongue to make it a troika. Or their very own Holy Trinity!!!
The tribe has been behind most of the evil in this world for AT LEAST the past 100 years!
Well, MM, I find it hard to dispute what you’re sayin’. I grew up in that area and remember seein’ the changes in Oakland, Berkeley and SF.
Crooked Hilary & Nonsense Nancy called President Trump asking for his help n providing them with Face masks befitting their status in the American political scene.
President Trump immediately agreed & contacted the Manager of the White House grounds maintenance crew & requested two empty bags that farm fresh cow shit was delivered in for fertilizer of the White House flower beds.
I understand he plans to present these bags on National TV for Hillary & Nancy to wear. Very appropriate !
Update Explanation……
Trump specified fresh cow shit bags because donkey shit balls are virtually non existent & all available horse shit balls around Washington DC are being used in spaghetti being served in Green peace soup kitchens for homeless Vegans …..Hope they are hungry