I think this is a pun but if not read my public service announcement ……First the alleged pun “MASKIT OR CASKET ” Obviously in reference to wear a face mask or else! Puns are supposed to be a funny play on words ,sort of but scaring the crap out of people is not fun or a pun.
Public service announcement………We here in Erie are being threatened to wear a mask or pay a fine…….Best I could find was $4.99 + tax.
First that is robbery & I am not convinced a mask will really work. My neighbor & I were discussing the issue when he said Women are very particular as to protecting their delicate under parts & since Panties is the common denominator they must be the answer.So we researched the concept & found a size 6 0r 7 would fit ones head snugly & have eye holes so you are able see where you are walking. My neighbor went to Walmart & purchased a multi pack for less then$ 10.00 & should last us for months.
Well the acid test was this AM when I went to the Supermarket to get some breakfast items .
Despite some strange looks & laughter they did work very well, very well indeed so much so one woman gave me her phone number …..but I am 78 & she was older then me.
Anyway Pantie up guys but stay away from sizes 12 & above & forget the lace trim. Just trying to be helpful for public safety.
I’ll bet he’s a poet, but he don’t even know it.
With what kind of meter does one measure that?
A voltmeter. It’s shocking!
I think this is a pun but if not read my public service announcement ……First the alleged pun “MASKIT OR CASKET ” Obviously in reference to wear a face mask or else! Puns are supposed to be a funny play on words ,sort of but scaring the crap out of people is not fun or a pun.
Public service announcement………We here in Erie are being threatened to wear a mask or pay a fine…….Best I could find was $4.99 + tax.
First that is robbery & I am not convinced a mask will really work. My neighbor & I were discussing the issue when he said Women are very particular as to protecting their delicate under parts & since Panties is the common denominator they must be the answer.So we researched the concept & found a size 6 0r 7 would fit ones head snugly & have eye holes so you are able see where you are walking. My neighbor went to Walmart & purchased a multi pack for less then$ 10.00 & should last us for months.
Well the acid test was this AM when I went to the Supermarket to get some breakfast items .
Despite some strange looks & laughter they did work very well, very well indeed so much so one woman gave me her phone number …..but I am 78 & she was older then me.
Anyway Pantie up guys but stay away from sizes 12 & above & forget the lace trim. Just trying to be helpful for public safety.
a mask will stop a virus just like underwear will stop a fart
But you can’t light the virus! No fun, that!
Son, you got a pantie on your head.