So many assholes.

First up is Gropey Joe who just announced to black people that if they dion’t vote for him they weren’t black. Many black people said, “Really? Does that mean if we vote for Trump we’re white? When can we start?” Lots of blacks are really pissed off at Gropey Joe patronizing them. Looks like Gropey Joe is gonna have to select Abrams Tank or Horizontal Harris to recover from this.

Speaking of Horizontal Harris, she is pushing a resolution in the Senate which sez that calling the Kung Flu the Wuhan Virus is racist. Geez! What isn’t racist these days?

And back we go to Michigan where their unhinged AG Dana Nessel is pissed at Trump and Ford. It’s bad enough that they have Whitmer but they have this asshole as well.

WATCH: Michigan AG @DanaNessel jumps on CNN outraged that President Trump did not wear a face mask in public

Says she may bring charges against Ford for not forcing Trump to wear a mask at production plant

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— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 21, 2020

Yeah. That’s the ticket. Bring charges against Ford. Maybe they’ll wise up and close some plants in Michigan and move them to red states.

But the winner is this dude from Detoilet who filmed himself beating up white patients in nursing homes.

Absolutely shocking footage has emerged from a black male nurse from Detroit (Jadon H.), who filmed himself beating elderly white men into a bloody pulp.

"Get the fuck off my bed, N.," he is heard saying.

Viewer discretion advised. pic.twitter.com/NPtCFA8YIs

— Mathijs Koenraadt (@mknrdt) May 21, 2020

I wonder if he is black enough to vote for Biden?