From my friend Phil.
During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer.
“I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”
“Very impressive,” said Chuck, “but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn’t really understand what they all mean.”
“Oh, I know”, replied Mrs. Biden, “but neither does the parrot.”
Maybe the bottom of the parrot cage is where we need to look for Crooked Cankles’ e-mails.
Oh yeah, I’m sending that one around.
Lemme try! Ahem! The tune should be obvious…
♫Sleepy Joe never resisted a whiff
Every gal he had to sniff and sniff
A snuffle here and a snuffle there;
That’s the guy gonna smell your hair they said
“Hey, Joe, don’t go stalking that child-bride”
We said, “Hey Joe, please stop stalking that child-bride”
She’s not referred to as “Mrs Biden”; she insists on being called “Dr. Biden”.
The fact that she insists on being called ‘Doctor’ when her doctorate is in education tells me everything I need to know about her.
Married to Joe, her degree needs to be in Special Education.
I’ve been around middle schools lately. Upper management all have educational doctorates and demand to be called doctor. So Jill thinks we’re all seventh graders.
You guys are so bad! And you do a great job at bein’ bad.
Good joke, Phil and Denny.
Had to steal that one! Been my experience that outside of an MD the ones most likely to insist on being called Doctor are Education.
Usually the dumbest people in the colleges are education majors followed by journalism majors.
When I was a child in school, we had “teachers” who knew what to teach. Today we have “educators” who know how to teach, but don’t know a damn thing to teach. My response to one such offended “educator” would be “I will call you Dr. when you prove to ME that you deserve it.”
The odd part about the “joke” is it probably is closer to the truth than demorats will admit.
Joke??????Not really as Biden has deteriorated a great deal & will be replaced . I still believe at some point Crooked Cankles will waddle out to same the Party ……That is only if she is not indicted on any one of about a dozen possible charges.