African Saint

How to become an African saint.

1. Be an African career criminal or thug.
2. Be killed by a white cop while resisting arrest.

Voila!

St. George of Fentanyl.
St. Michael of Swisher Sweets.
St Freddy of heroin. In his case, the injury was self-inflicted but was blamed on the cops. Close enough for sainthood.
St. Trayvon of Skittles. Not shot by a cop but of a new demographic, white Hispanic. Close enough for sainthood.

Wonder when the next African thug will be canonized? And just think, he will prolly have the homophobic, antisemitic, racist Al Sharpton deliver his eulogy.

4 comments on “African Saint

  1. We always have trouble with the Al’s : Al Qaeda, Al Jazeera, Al Gore, Al Sharpton, Al Green. Also, not one rioting-related fire in response to the above-mentioned deaths was caused by a flaming cross brought by people in white hoods. Now they are caused by Molotov Cocktails thrown by black hoodies.

  2. Now listen all you black men out here in ghetto land
    I have a little tip for you, you need to understand
    You may be a drug user and done some time in jail
    But if you follow my advice you surely cannot fail

    Just go out there and rob some place it doesn’t matter where
    Make sure it is in public with TV cameras there
    Then when the cops show up make sure that one is white
    And go right up to him, like spoiling for a fight

    If he should tell you stop, then don’t pay him no mind
    Just act a bit aggressive. Its easy you will find.
    Pretend you have a firearm. He’ll soon draw out his piece
    Then get the dude to shoot you. Make sure your life will cease

    Right then you’ll be a hero. Black folks will raid the malls
    The democrats and baiters will make the racist calls
    They’ll burn and loot and pillage. You’re certain of your fame
    You lie there in the gutter but now they know your name.

  3. Did y’all here what the left wants now? I wonder what the left want’s to rename the military bases that were named after Southern Generals .Mr. T – Snoop dog -Jay-Z and 50 Cents Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Berry Soetoro , Just think you join the army and told to report to Fort Oprah Winfrey on July 1, 2020

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