AOTW 7-31-2020

It should be no surprise who the winner of the Asshole of the Week Award is this week. Coming out of retirement to add to his massive collection AOTW Awards is none other than Barry Obungler. He turned civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis’s funeral into a race baiting bash Trump extravaganza. Some people would say Lewis would not want that. Are you kidding me? Lewis prolly wrote Obumbler’s speech before he died.

Obongo spent the eight years of his presidency fomenting racist strife and he was back in form this week comparing Trump’s reaction to the “peaceful” protests to Bull Conner. What a fucking disgrace this man is. What an asshole.

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Flinging Feces

Didja see any of the Barr testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee? I saw snippets of it.

The Dimocrats, led by Jerry the Hutt Nadler, reminded me of monkeys flinging feces. They would ask ridiculous questions and then, when Barr would attempt to answer, they would say, “I’m reclaiming my time”, thus not allowing him to answer. And then, they would fling more feces at him.

Yannow, if I had to put up with that shit, I would just get up and say, “I hold you assholes in comtempt.”

Instead, he took it and when he got a chance, would come out with a snarky comment.

Let’s face it, the combined IQ of Jerry, Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson, and Sheila Jackson Lee, still do not add up to Barr’s or even that of an average American.

I don’t even know why he shows up at these circuses. What are they gonna do, hold him in contempt? How did that work out with Eric Holder? And haven’t they already held him in contempt?

It’s a shame we can’t hold Congress in contempt.

Anyway, the circus was in town and the monkeys were flinging feces.

Here is Barr taking bullshit from Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson. Wouldn’t it have been neat if he would have said, “Hey Hank, Guam is not gonna tip over.”

Ronsday – Racism

As I wrote on Monday, I was gonna write a post on racism and made the mistake of reading this rant that Ron wrote. It’s much better than anything that I could write. Here it is.

Structural racism . . . systemic racism . . . institutional racism – whatthefuckever. Calling someone a racist is the 3rd millennium equivalent of calling someone a witch 500 years ago.

It occurs only in the minds of ignorant slugs and thugs who simply want to focus suspicion on people or things they don’t like. And the problem is that just as in the old “did you ever stop kicking your dog?” canard, once it’s out there, it’s a permanent stain and rarely examined for proof or validity.

But it’s a problem for the crusaders, too, ‘cause it’s a huge Catch 22. See, being punctual, using standard grammar, working a legitimate job for a living, being a true parent and not just a sperm donor or babymaker for welfare checks, having decent manners in public – all that is bad-mouthed today as “A White Thing.”

Blacks and Latinos who speak in ordinary English without slanguage and profanity are condemned for “acting white.” They are pressured to drop out of school, trash talk, hang out in choom gangs, and then when finding themselves either in jail or with noplace to sleep blame it all on “systemic racism.”

Yeah, right! So, why is the murder rate amongst black and latino males exponentially higher than amongst whites or Asians? Why do whites and Asians consistently score significantly higher on SATs and ACTs than blacks and latinos?

Who causes nearly 75% of black children to be born to single mothers? And how on earth is the fact that Covid-19 affects blacks at higher rates than whites a form of “systemic racism” ????

Blaming homelessness, murder, drug addiction, unemployment, and influenza on white people is ITSELF structural racism. It’s extortion meant to get something for nothing, a “you owe us” bullying tactic, a deflection mechanism designed to tell taxpaying white citizens to just “shut up” in their misplaced mea culpas and hand over the goodies.

What they don’t see in all this is that sooner or later people with two or more firing synapses will realize that the looting, the rioting, the killing, the burning, the demonstrating, the demanding only further dehumanize and victimize people of color by proving that they are not capable of living in organized society with rules and laws.

Black privilege (as opposed to white privilege) defined is – the freedom to break every law you can find, kill each other, and still be the victim who is fed and housed by society while contributing nothing TO society and remains free from jail with no bond, only surplus melanin.

It’s as if the American dream of working hard and becoming a success has morphed into a strange form of alchemy by “woke” radicals, black entitlement junkies, and anarchists with the central focus on converting gold into lead.

There’s an old joke that sums it up well: A black kid asks his mother, “What’s this ‘socialism’ . . . and what’s racism?”

The mother says, “Well, soshalism be when wypepo work ever’ day so’s we kin has our food stamps, rent subsdy, EBT, WIC, free lunch, free health care, free cell fones, lo-cost yootil’tees, wellfair . . . .”

“But, Mama – don’t the wypepo get pissed off ‘bout dat?”

“Oh, they sho does, chile . . . and thass whatcha calls ‘racism.’”

When black “leaders” or protestors or demonstrators bring up the need for a “conversation” on race, here are the ground rules:

1. white people must completely accept the ideas of the protestors before a word is spoken

2. any idea offered by white people is wrong and represents white privilege and is therefore racist

3. a white person contributing nothing to the discussion thereby proves his racism, and his silence implies violent intent

4. white people are allowed only full agreement with the black point of view and must express it in the same terms used by the victim group

5. the true purpose of the “conversation” is the transfer of huge amounts of taxpayer money to the victim group

6. the introduction of facts or statistics contradicting the premises laid out by the victim group is considered racist

As to the whole idea of reparations for slavery, I see it this way: anyone in the US who ever was a slave is owed wages for his labor, and the person who owned him is the one who should pay them. No one else should ever be involved in the discussion.

The NFL in its profound, mature wisdom, has announced that it will play the black national anthem, “Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing” before games now. And the US Congress, instead of the “Star Spangled Banner,” will play “Send In The Clowns” before every session.

And if statues, pancake syrup, instant rice, and canned beans with the Goya label are so racist, why was nothing done about them during the 8 years of the first black president’s administration? Maybe because radix melanorum Soetoro est.

Joke Of The Day

From Roman.

PSYCHIATRIST VS. BARTENDER

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared and I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?”, he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” he said with a bit of an attitude, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now!”

FORGET THE SHRINK,

HAVE A DRINK

AND TALK TO A BARTENDER! (Hopefully not AOC!!!)

ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

Bartenders’ Lives Matter

Not in the mood to write anything tonight. I was gonna do sumpin’ on what a racist country this is since I read that in a recent poll 56% think America is a racist country. Yeah, we’re so fucking racist that we have people inventing racist hate crimes like Juicy Smellit and Bubba Watson. The only real racism I see nowadays is racist invective hurled at white people by Africans and self-hating white people. I wish there was somewhere white people could go to get away from all this shit. Don’t like us? We’ll take our wealth and technology and you people can try to make it on your own. Good luck with that. Once again, the Heinlein quote.

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.”

Yannow, bad luck like happened in Zimbabwe, or cities like Detoilet.

I just read an email from Ron on racism that was much better than I was gonna write so maybe I’ll post it on Ronsday.

Anyhoo, here’s sumpin’ to give you a chuckle pertaining to that thin skinned, horse faced doofus AOC.

People like AOC can dish it out but they can’t take it.