Ron rants.

Woke up in a kinda sour mood today around 0215 or so. Odd, actually, ‘cuz it happened in the middle of a damned fine dream in which I was rescuing a buncha females from an industrial accident.

Factory was makin huge aluminum sheets in the shapes of vegetable leaves, like cabbage or lettuce, and paintin ‘em to look real. Blew up, I reckon, and trapped a buncha people in the rubble.

Things were ‘bout the size of a bedsheet, but weighed only a few pounds. I got a dog findin victims, then I slide the stuff off and pull ‘em out. All were nice-lookin Asian women, mid-30s or so, wearin helmet masks and coveralls for spray paintin.

After I got ‘em out, I hadda make sure they weren’t seriously injured, which meant shuckin off them coveralls. As I said . . . fine dream. Shame it hadda end when it did.

Thunderin outside, but no way I could get back to sleep, so I wandered out to get somethin in my belly. Turned on the TV and saw Chris Wallace, whom I’d like to see sneeze his vocal apparatus out onto the street where it’d get run over by a dumpster truck.

Now, I know I say this every time we have a genelec, but I’ll be SO friggin glad when this one is over, no matter who wins, so the news isn’t hijacked by constant repetition of stuff I didn’t wanna see in the first goddam place.

I mean, f’rinstance – I betcha more people trust Dr. Seuss or Dr. Pepper than they do Fauci and Birx. That little rat bastard’s brain is about as useful as a removed appendix. My guess is that Faux Chi has never actually treated a Covid-19 patient, but he still criticizes and contradicts doctors who have successfully treated hundreds of ‘em.

And the Dems with their broken records of “Russia! Russia! Russia!” followed by “gun control legislation” and “Orange Man Bad!” The only thing new they’ve come up with in the past year or so has been the “Green New Deal,” which’ll cost $93 TRILLION !!!!!!

Good grief — in the US, more people are beaten to death with just fists or the popular “blunt instruments” (such as baseball bats or bricks) than are shot with “assault rifles.” The great majority of deaths from gunshot wounds in the US are from suicides and drug trafficking. School and other mass-shooting numbers barely show up on a standard x-y graph.

Liberals’ approach to the firearms problem is based on the idea that reducing deaths from drunk driving is a simple matter of making it more difficult for sober people to own and drive cars.

The Russia “collusion” thing has been debunked so many times it sounds sillier than the polls 4 years ago assuring libs that Hillary’s win was so deep in the bag that Trump had less than a 5% chance of election.

And DingleBarry – AND Slick – attacking Trump for the “chaos” in his administration and his inept handling of the Chinese gleep. Jay Zeus, fellas, if y’all had all the friggin answers, why did Brock and Gropey Joe not fix things while they were in office for 8 goddam consecutive years!

Makes ya wonder if all the governors and pundits and legislators and wannabes who condemn Trump for the Chinese gleep are aware of the fact that the Constitution does NOT make handling virus outbreaks the job of PotUS but of the state governors themselves . . . 10th Amendment, guys — The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution [. . .] are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

See . . . not countin kiddygarden, I’ve been a student in classrooms of one sort or another for 22 years in my life. Learned a lotta stuff. Even taught at the community college level for 3 years and the university for another 13 after doin 24 in the Navy.

But . . . with all that accumulated knowledge and experience, I can’t organize the words to properly express just how much I’d like to put certain people – such as Billary, MaligNancy, DingleBarry, Mooch, Pottymouth Tlaib, Screechal Madcow, Mad Maxine, Pie-Face Stelter, Soundbyte Sharpton, Somalihan, Bigmouth Behar, and a buncha others – into a railroad coal car and drop about 20,000 gallons of fresh swine manure on ‘em . . . . every hour on the hour.

In fact, given a little time I b’lieve I could fill more’n a dozen coal cars with people who need to spend the rest of their lives like that – Ana Navarro, Beto O’Rourke, Chuck Schumer, Don Lemon, Ayanna Pressley, Al Green, George Soros, Jim Clyburn, John Kasich, Jim Comey, Anthony Fauci, John Kerry, Gavin Newsom, Bill DiBlasio, Lori Lightfoot, Robert DeNiro, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Alec Baldwin, Cher . . . . .

But maybe I’m bein a little too tough on the overpaid, overhyped, anarcho-snowflakes . . . . I mean, ya gotta pity the conspiracy nuts during an election year – they NEVER get a day off.