An updated version of this joke from Ron in Ohio.

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, (Been There) where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher was driving down a country road and noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.”

Which means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and I’m just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

Oh, I’m sorry, the rancher replied: “I said, Use both hands you’ll get more.”