An updated version of this joke from Ron in Ohio.
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, (Been There) where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher was driving down a country road and noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.”
Which means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and I’m just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
Oh, I’m sorry, the rancher replied: “I said, Use both hands you’ll get more.”
Why would a Hiden Biden campaigner drink the water when he is already full of shit?
A Biden campaigner can never get enough shit.
And to think we teamed up with the commies to defeat the Germans, only to end up with having to fight the commies on our own soil 75 years later.
So fighting the Germans was wrong?
Opinions vary. Go look up Alexander Berkman, and Emma Goldman, then get back with me for a more robust discussion.
I’m familiar with both.
Then you know my position on the subject.
Patton wanted to beat the Russians back. Eisenhower said “no”. Hindsight is 20/20.
Precisely.
“There is a very apparent Semitic influence in the press. They are trying to do two things: first, implement communism, and second, see that all businessmen of German ancestry and non-Jewish antecedents are thrown out of their jobs. They have utterly lost the Anglo-Saxon conception of justice and feel that a man can be kicked out because somebody else says he is a Nazi. They were evidently quite shocked when I told them I would kick nobody out without the successful proof of guilt before a court of law . . . Another point which the press harped on was the fact that we were doing too much for the Germans to the detriment of the DP’s, most of whom are Jews. I could not give the answer to that one, because the answer is that, in my opinion and that of most nonpolitical officers, it is vitally necessary for us to build Germany up now as a buffer state against Russia. In fact, I am afraid we have waited too long.” – Gen. George S. Patton
https://rense.com/general88/patton.htm
The Soviet Union (Russia)? Marx, Lenin (Uilynov), Trotsky (Bronstein), Stalin: all were Diaspora.
This, the Democrat Party and their press overwhelmingly Diaspora representation in both, is where we are at today in America- a Cold Civil War.
I’ll get him a big to-go cup.