Not many of us are left who remember the original live “What’s My Line?”. The moderator John Daly had the best broadcast voice I ever heard. He was the first radio newsman to announce the death of Pres. Roosevelt.
A visitor to Australia was on a tour of a large sheep ranch & asked his guide how big the ranch was & was told 4 days ride in any direction as this spot here is right in the exact center . He also said it was his favorite spot on the property because it was where he had his first sexual experience & his dates mother stood there & watched.
The visitor was astonished & said my word, what did her Mother say? The guide replied….BBAAAAAHHHHHH!
Now that’s pretty good. Bennet Cerf would be proud.
Not many of us are left who remember the original live “What’s My Line?”. The moderator John Daly had the best broadcast voice I ever heard. He was the first radio newsman to announce the death of Pres. Roosevelt.
I think you guys are tyin’ to pull the wool over our eyes.
Any turn becomes a ewe turn.
Baaaaaaaaaaad pun.
What time is it in Montana when all the sheep face West?
It’s mountain time!
A visitor to Australia was on a tour of a large sheep ranch & asked his guide how big the ranch was & was told 4 days ride in any direction as this spot here is right in the exact center . He also said it was his favorite spot on the property because it was where he had his first sexual experience & his dates mother stood there & watched.
The visitor was astonished & said my word, what did her Mother say? The guide replied….BBAAAAAHHHHHH!
Does using a sheepskin condom with a sheep amount to cannibalism?
Hrmmph !
That is a joke about New Zealanders, not Australians
But if you ask an Oz as to how he snapped his penis, the answer has something to do with kangaroos !
The trick with Kangaroo boinking is to be in the pouch not bareback riding……..so says the branch of my Dads family who emigrated to Australia
Good point