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— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 7, 2020

From Jane Austen.

Heard this the other day. Really brings back memories. Recorded and released almost 51 years ago. Came out right after I got out of the Navy.

Song has Christian references yet Greenbaum is Jewish.

His 32nd Sonata.

Now on harpsichord.

From John. (more…)

By now I’m sure you’ve heard about Speaker Blinky getting her hair done in a hair salon, yannow, the hair salons that have been closed in California. But remember, Blinky is spcial. The rules don’t apply to her. She is now using the Marion Berry defense, “The bitch set me up.” And in an amazing case of chutzpah is demanding that the salon owner apologize to her.

Yep! Blinky gets Asshole of the Week.

You gotta hand it to the Dimocrats. They sure know how to pivot. After three months of telling us the riots were peaceful protests, all of a sudden, the peaceful protests are riots. Why? Because the polling and the focus groups told them that Americans don’t like the peaceful protests riots.

“It’s showing up in the polls. It’s showing up in the focus groups.”

They’re not worried about the presidential election. Joe and the Ho are toast. What the Dimocrats are really worried about are the House and the Senate. The reason they won the House was suburban women being turned off by Trump. That’s how we got Lucy McBath in my district. Now these same suburban women are seeing cities in flames and the animals in the streets threatening to take and in some cases taking their protests riots to the suburbs. People are getting harassed at restaurants by these dooshbags.

These protests riots are owned by the Dimocrats. Antifa and Black Lies Matter are the brown shirts of the Dimocrat Party. The Dimocrats own them lock, stock, and barrel. Blue city mayors have egged on the protestors rioters. Blue city DAs have refused to prosecute these animals. Horizontal Harris has raised money to bail out protestors rioters who have been arrested.

The Fake News Media has been complicit in this as well calling these riots peaceful protests even though there are pictures of burning buildings and cop cars. There was even a chyron on CNN about a “mostly peaceful protest” with a burning building in the background.

What to do? Finally admit that yeah these protests are riots but it’s all Trump’s fault. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Orange Man bad. Trump is causing the riots. Three months of peaceful protests have now become three months of riots and it’s all because of Trump because he’s racist and divisive. Put us in charge and everything will stop.

Nice country you’ve got there. Would be a shame if sumpin’ happened to it.

It’s amazing that they can do and say all of this with a straight face.

As I’ve maintained for years, the Dimocrat Party is a crime syndicate masquerading as a political party.

Ron rants. The last paragraph is sumpin’ I wish I had written.

Idle thoughts and observations about the guy who seems absolutely delighted to take the death kneel for Dems this November and the chimps and mau-maus who think that burning supermarkets, drug stores, and cop cars will make things all better:

Based on what I’ve seen in the past 3 ½ years, Trump = JOBS while liberals = MOBS. So, vote for Gropey Joe because . . . because . . . well, because he’s not Trump. I’d like to hear Democrats say why they’re voting for Joe & Ho without mentioning Trump.

Take a close look at what Democrats are pushing, and you’ll see anti-christian, anti-life, anti-gun, anti-speech, anti-capitalism, anti-military, anti-border . . . basically anti-America.

Now, I don’t pay attention to ANY politicians – and DJT has certainly become one over the past 3 years – but it just seems to me that Trump is on OUR side whereas the Dems are in it only for the power and the money, not the country or the people.

Biden seems to be up to his old trick of plagiarizing – this time it’s Hillary’s campaign playbook. But at least he takes the Chinese gleep seriously – his only two working synapses have been socially distancing for years now.

The DNC appointed Comma-La (or Kamel-toe, if you prefer) as Twilight Joe’s handler, at least for the next few months. She’s not gonna be as good a policy of impeachment insurance or poison-control agent as he was. The question ultimately will be whom she names as HER veep next spring.

Let’s call her what she truly is: President-in-waiting. In 2016 she was touted as the first Indian-American US senator. Today she’s the first black woman to run for vice president. Say WHAT? Wonder what’s her position on kneeling.

There’s hypocrisy in her lips, seduction in her hips, greed in her soul, and power in her mind. Everything she says should be taken with a liberal dose of salt and a gallon of Jack Black.

And ain’t it cute how Lib feminists are now demanding that media do NOT treat Heels-Up Harris the same way they treated Palin? It’s kinda like their stance on science: changing from day to day and facts are invented or edited to suit the argument.

Biden is stuck on the merry-go-round of “the older I get, the better I used to be,” still plagiarizing and embellishing and imagining things he never did but picked up from other people’s activities and adapted to his own do-nothing resume.

Odd, too, that he was considering as his running mate a white senator who claimed to be an Indian but then chose an Indian senator who claims to be black. I can’t decide if that’s some kind of clever chiasmus or just a brain fart.

And the Dems’ convention was a goat-rope based on see no riot, hear no riot, speak no riot and find a substitute for “Russia! Russia! Russia!” since impeachment didn’t work for the past 3 ½ years. Sheeeesh! It was nothin but a “Orangeman Bad!” and “America is Racisssssss!!” festival.

Gotta say, if I weren’t already intending to vote against Dems in the genelec, the Antifa Thugs and BLM slugs would be compelling me to do so . . . along with the Democrat mayors and governors who are encouraging the destruction of their cities by refusing to stop the burning and looting and intimidating, much less confine and prosecute the criminals doing it.

People who have been living on welfare and charity eventually come to believe that it’s all some kind of entitlement, no longer a gift from caring people who want to share, but a right guaranteed by liberal governments. Because . . . well . . . of course, and you’re a racist.

BLM and Antifa blame white people privilege for every-goddam-thing. What’s really scary is to consider the popular “It’s all white people’s fault” and replace “white people” with “Jews.” Sounds frighteningly Hitlerian Fascist to me. ‘Course I will say that replacing it with Democrats DOES work pretty well.

IMO, and I bet a lotta people agree with me, the BLM movement is so counterproductive it could fuck up a two-car parade. And it’s getting plenty of false empathy from rich and powerful elites, safe behind their walled compounds with armed security guards while chimpanzees roam the streets looking for excitement after months of lockdown. It’s cabin fever in spades.

ABC once had a mini-series about black lives. It was based on a prize-winning book about the plight of Africans torn from their lives and pressed into slavery, called Roots. Now they’re planning a sequel to it, which will be called Loots.

From my friend Phil.

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed the trip.

She had left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before
they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man.

He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses,
the old geezer yelled out to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card”.