Still Not Over It

Four years later and Crooked Cankles still ain’t over it.

It has been nearly four years since Hillary Clinton’s crushing election loss and she is still whining.

Hillary Clinton told Recode co-founder Kara Swisher during a podcast interview that Donald Trump stole the election from her in 2016.

Oh now he stole the election I thought it was Russia Russia Russia.

Clinton whined about the “vast right-wing conspiracy,” Comey and the Russians when asked why she thought she lost the 2016 election.

Oh noes! Not the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! I still have my VRWC membership card somewhere. Ah, here it is.

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I’m glad that I’m one of those people who helped Trump steal the election.

As far as stealing elections, that’s what Dimocrats do. As Rush Limbaugh said, “If you want to see what Democrats are doing, listen to what they accuse the Republicans of.” Projection seems to be part of the Dimocrat mind.

Hillary also said there is “an air of illegitimacy that surrounds Trump’s presidency.”

The only ‘illegitimacy that surrounds Trump’s presidency” was the fake Russian collusion hoax.

“I think that Trump and a lot of the people around him know that his victory was not on the up and up. They had an extensive campaign to suppress black voters,” Hillary Clinton said. “We now know much more about that than we did. They had third party candidates boosted, particularly by Russian media. And the lies and ridiculous stories made up about me were meant to either keep you at home, or drive you third party if they couldn’t get you to vote for Trump. So there is an air of illegitimacy that surrounds Trump’s presidency, and that just infuriates them. It makes them crazy. And that’s a big piece of it. So they have to keep striking out at me, because–“

“Why you?” Kara Swisher asked.

Yeah, Thunder Rodent Thighs, why you?

“Why? Because I was the candidate that they basically stole an election from. I was the candidate who won nearly three million more votes. So no matter how they cut it, it wasn’t the kind of win that people said, “OK, it wasn’t my candidate, but OK.” This election is still front and center in people’s psyches. And people fight about it every day online, because there is a deep sense of unfairness and just dismissiveness toward his victory, and he knows it. So part of what he’s doing by attacking me is trying to shore up himself. The other thing is they’ve been attacking me on the right for 30 years,” Hillary said.

She won three million more votes. She wuz robbed!

Trump hasn’t been attacking her, he’s been ignoring her. And the reason we members of the VRWC have been attacking her for the past 30 years is because she’s a crook and a rat bastard commie. Yannow, if she would just STFU and go away, we wouldn’t attack her anymore. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t belong in jail for the rest of her life.

Hillary Clinton said it makes her “literally sick to her stomach” to think of four more years of Trump in the White House.

Break out the Maalox Cankles. It’s gonna be a long four years. Maybe you can write another book.

It has to gall her that Amy Coney Barrett is gonna be sworn into the Supreme Court on her bithday.

This tweet sure didn’t age well.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!