You’ve heard of the Grinch that stole Christmas? Now we have the Gavin who sztole Thanksgiving. I’m talking about the governor of Mexifornia, Gavin Newsom. Thanks to Herb for nominating him.

He just listed guidelines for Thanksgiving.

The guidelines, announced ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday, define gatherings as “social situations that bring together people from different households at the same time in a single space or place.”

The order requires the host of any private gathering to limit attendance to no more than three households and the duration to no more than two hours. Hosts should ensure guests gather only outdoors and promote physical distancing, frequent hand-washing or sanitizing and the use of masks or face coverings.

In addition, singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged and should be avoided.

Hey Gavin! Fuck you! Here’s your award.