You’ve heard of the Grinch that stole Christmas? Now we have the Gavin who sztole Thanksgiving. I’m talking about the governor of Mexifornia, Gavin Newsom. Thanks to Herb for nominating him.
He just listed guidelines for Thanksgiving.
The guidelines, announced ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday, define gatherings as “social situations that bring together people from different households at the same time in a single space or place.”
The order requires the host of any private gathering to limit attendance to no more than three households and the duration to no more than two hours. Hosts should ensure guests gather only outdoors and promote physical distancing, frequent hand-washing or sanitizing and the use of masks or face coverings.
In addition, singing, chanting, and shouting are strongly discouraged and should be avoided.
Hey Gavin! Fuck you! Here’s your award.
what do you think are the odds that everybody will comply???
My thoughts exactly. Around here, that would get a big ol’ Yuck Foo!
Odds are if you’re stupid enough to have voted for this crazed Liberal you’ll follow the guidelines to a T.
Just declare it as a peaceful burn loot murder protest. Problem solved.
Channeling the spirit of Andy Jackson here: “Very well. Governor Newsom has issued his decree. Now let him enforce it.”
The catchphrase in Connecticut is “approved gatherings.”
The communists are organized. We’re not. And they certainly don’t want us to start.
Fascism is from the Roman “fasces.” Lots of little sticks tightly bound together can do a lot more damage than a couple of big ones. It’s a tactic. Think “antifa.”
The lies never stop.
Someone noted (prolly wrong about this, but it doesn’t matter) that our overlords allowed a bigger head count for funerals than for Thanksgiving dinner. So the solution was to declare Thanksgiving a funeral event for the family’s pet turkey.
While this is certainly beyond absurd and something fit for a diabolical Batman villain don’t forget there’ll be mad amounts of new strain nervous Liberals dutifully adhering to every goofy stupid guideline onacona they’re also goofy stupid.
Do thankless Liberals even do Thanksgiving anymore? you know cuz of poorly treated indigenous peoples’n shit?
While I’m here have yoos guys done a Google image search yet for
Happy Asian woman, then
Happy black woman, and
Happy White woman
Yeah, if’n The Big One hits and rescuers go around pullin’ victims outa the rubble, some’ll have to wait to get saved ’cause a “gatherin'” of too many folks in the rescue vehicle would be illegal.
The “big one” will be set off by the next day’s “Saturday Boobage”.
Good choice … Oregon’s Gov. Katie would issue similar draconian restrictions herself, but is unwilling to disrupt the nightly peaceful protests occurring in her butt-buddy Teddy’s city.
Meanwhile there are no limits on tents, poop, and syringes.
Up here in the good half of the state there is a collective FUCK YOU! going out to that idiot. The local watering holes are going fine. They just sell you a hot dog when you come so you are dining at a “Restaurant” and life goes on.
The dinner table was set aflame with wax rods while rioters stabbed slashed turkey, torched potatoes, shattered glass jello molds with gas propelled can foam cream. There was so much shouting and screaming at the riot many of the rioters had to be subdued with alcohol. The riot was slammed to a close with cuts of nutty pies and macerated pumpkin squash
Don’t forget baking pies into mincemeat.
perfect! thank you!
You think that’s bad, check out Gov HairGel’s ‘rules’ for Christmas here in Kommiefornia (from our favorite journalist, Liz Wheeler)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXPXH9nGvsc
Don’t forget the best part! What does Santa place in the stocking of someone who has been bad, including a radical liberal? COAL . BWA-HA-HA-HA
Why would anyone want to live in that charred over priced hell hole?