Monday Pun 10-5-2020 Posted October 5, 2020 From NH Tom. A man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun. Surgeons revealed he is now … fully recovered.
Puns are the staple of the common man’s humor. Some, like this one, can leave you in stitches, if delivered seamlessly. Alright, I’m off to the punitentiary. Reply ↓
I think he got suspended from school for firing an upholstery gun and saying “Stitch, stitch, you’re dead.” Reply ↓
OOF!
That seams right to me.
Monday, Monday . Can’t trust that day
Glad his insurance had him covered.
Does the staple smart just like it would in a centerfold photo?
He held his ring up to Mt. Olympus. Lightning struck, and he became HERCULON.
He’s now in staple condition
Puns are the staple of the common man’s humor. Some, like this one, can leave you in stitches, if delivered seamlessly.
Alright, I’m off to the punitentiary.
I think he got suspended from school for firing an upholstery gun and saying “Stitch, stitch, you’re dead.”