Still Not Over It

Four years later and Crooked Cankles still ain’t over it.

It has been nearly four years since Hillary Clinton’s crushing election loss and she is still whining.

Hillary Clinton told Recode co-founder Kara Swisher during a podcast interview that Donald Trump stole the election from her in 2016.

Oh now he stole the election I thought it was Russia Russia Russia.

Clinton whined about the “vast right-wing conspiracy,” Comey and the Russians when asked why she thought she lost the 2016 election.

Oh noes! Not the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! I still have my VRWC membership card somewhere. Ah, here it is.

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I’m glad that I’m one of those people who helped Trump steal the election.

As far as stealing elections, that’s what Dimocrats do. As Rush Limbaugh said, “If you want to see what Democrats are doing, listen to what they accuse the Republicans of.” Projection seems to be part of the Dimocrat mind.

Hillary also said there is “an air of illegitimacy that surrounds Trump’s presidency.”

The only ‘illegitimacy that surrounds Trump’s presidency” was the fake Russian collusion hoax.

“I think that Trump and a lot of the people around him know that his victory was not on the up and up. They had an extensive campaign to suppress black voters,” Hillary Clinton said. “We now know much more about that than we did. They had third party candidates boosted, particularly by Russian media. And the lies and ridiculous stories made up about me were meant to either keep you at home, or drive you third party if they couldn’t get you to vote for Trump. So there is an air of illegitimacy that surrounds Trump’s presidency, and that just infuriates them. It makes them crazy. And that’s a big piece of it. So they have to keep striking out at me, because–“

“Why you?” Kara Swisher asked.

Yeah, Thunder Rodent Thighs, why you?

“Why? Because I was the candidate that they basically stole an election from. I was the candidate who won nearly three million more votes. So no matter how they cut it, it wasn’t the kind of win that people said, “OK, it wasn’t my candidate, but OK.” This election is still front and center in people’s psyches. And people fight about it every day online, because there is a deep sense of unfairness and just dismissiveness toward his victory, and he knows it. So part of what he’s doing by attacking me is trying to shore up himself. The other thing is they’ve been attacking me on the right for 30 years,” Hillary said.

She won three million more votes. She wuz robbed!

Trump hasn’t been attacking her, he’s been ignoring her. And the reason we members of the VRWC have been attacking her for the past 30 years is because she’s a crook and a rat bastard commie. Yannow, if she would just STFU and go away, we wouldn’t attack her anymore. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t belong in jail for the rest of her life.

Hillary Clinton said it makes her “literally sick to her stomach” to think of four more years of Trump in the White House.

Break out the Maalox Cankles. It’s gonna be a long four years. Maybe you can write another book.

It has to gall her that Amy Coney Barrett is gonna be sworn into the Supreme Court on her bithday.

This tweet sure didn’t age well.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

16 comments on “Still Not Over It

  1. Read an article today where the writer feels that the Rats need to score more than 4 to 5 million votes more than the Repubs to win the electoral college. Like I feel sorry for them. HRC can stew in her own juices. Who the hell cares? One of the most arrogant, self important people in this Nation. Crawl back in your crack, HRC and take Bill with you.

  2. Newly-sworn Justice Barrett just blew out your birthday candles by joining SCOTUS on your birthday, Crooked Cankles. BWAHAHAHAHA.

  3. Boy, talk about a sad, self-absorbed individual, she’s the epitome of someone who can’t give up the spotlight that illuminates her glaring failure.
    Her continuing existence is her own punishment.

    • As they said about Bill Clinton and his need to always be in the spotlight, “At a wedding Bill needs to be the bride and at a funeral he needs to be the corpse.

  4. Still can’t take responsibility. Just who we need as commander in chief.

    Rejoice and be glad, my friends! Hillary is still not your president!

  5. Besides being Crooked Cankles birthday, Oct. 26, 1881 was the day of the Gunfight at the OK Corral. So, in the Senate, the Republican Earps confirmed Judge Barrett to SCOTUS over the objections of the Dimocrat Clantons.

  6. Answer me two questions, Cankles: WTH would Putin want to see Donald Trump elected when he had you in his hip pocket?

    What’s it like to be so reviled you couldn’t win a rigged election?

    And felicitations to Justice Comey.

    • I ask that question to relatives who cannot let go of the “Russia, Russia, Russia” BS. They always get pissed off and double down. You can’t fix stupid.

  7. Maybe the manager from the hotel she was at the last time Trump won will tell us about the destruction she caused during her drunken rage.
    Last I heard it was an “I cannot confirm or deny” thingy.

  8. Thank God for the wisdom of our founding fathers in deciding to use the electoral college rather than the popular vote or congress to elect the president. If one excludes California’s vote margin for HRC, Trump actually won the national vote total by over 1.5 million votes. No single state should have that much power and influence over the other 49.

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