Hey didja hear about Jeffry Toobin? He was the CNN dude who beat his meat on a Zoom call. He claims he didn’t know the video was enabled.
I can kinda relate. I was on a conference call and was on speaker and I thought I had muted myself. As a certain point in the call the moderatoer said, “What shall we do next?”
I said, “How about ending this call?”
There was silence. Then the moderator said, “Uh, OK.”
I looked at my phone. Omigawd! I wasn’t muted! After pressing the mute button, I said to my office mate, “I really thought I was muted.”
All ended well because this was a weekly bullshit call where we accomplished nothing and everyone on the call was used to my personality. Most of them agreed with my sentiments.
And I wasn’t stroking the lizard.
Someone snarked on another blog, “Jeffrey Toobin is a master debater.”
I wish I had written that.
And didja see the other people who were on the Zoom call? None of the women were a bit attractive so who was he strokin’ it for? Do Zoom calls arouse him? Did he have Pornhub open in another window?
Or did he take one for the team? Did he do this to change the subject from Hunter Biden and all of the slime that is hitting the Biden family? It worked for a day or two.
My sister sez I should make him Asshole of the Week. Nope. More like Dickhead of the Week.
How dumb do you have to be to jackoff on a Zoom call?
Heard any good jokes lately?
New meme of #MeToobin. Watch the video on YouToobin.
GOC, you should also post Toobin’s video. Let us all get an even better and great laugh.
He should be most embarrassed that others had to “Zoom” to see it.
There’s a PeeWee Herman joke in here somewhere. . .
Have you ever been on a Zoom call? Their application’s consistency is lacking compared to Google Meet, at least in Chrome on Linux, so you’re likely to not actually be able to understand any of the other participants.
I just join on a computer that has no camera, which means that all of my remote colleagues are oblivious to my nudity. I do, however, have to remind myself to check the mute button so that I don’t get caught belittling and demeaning some of the morons on the calls…
Lubin’ the Toobin
I’ve heard that, in spite everything, Toobin has decided to stick it out with CNN.
No one else will hire him after this event. Why hasn’t he been fired yet? I would have if I did that but then I have never been on a zoom meeting.
Maybe there’s a peewee sized pee-pee?
Heard Toobin had an uncredited appearance on Sex in the City. He had a small part.
I was wondering if there was some hot chick he was having fantasies about on the call, but you said all the women were dogs. Still, maybe the wife is a bigger dog. I saw a pic of the woman he knocked up and she looked pretty good and if she was doing that asshole, it must have been a career move ala Kumswallow Harris.
I’ll bet he Nadlered when he discovered the video was live.
If Toobin gets sued over this, will the evidence stand up in court?