Neck And Neck

How’re those murders going on in Chicongo? Lori Lightweight is really doing a good job at keeping down crime. Chicongo is on a record pace this year but has slacked off lately.

As you can see 2020 is only 4 murders ahead of 2016. They’re neck and neck going into the last two months. Can 2020 hold the lead? Lightweight is shutting down Chicongo again so maybe that will help 2016 catch up.

C’mon 2020, get on the stick! You can do it if you try.

11 comments on “Neck And Neck

  1. We are all going to have our specific problems as a consequence of this election. So, to them in Chicongo it’s YOYO – You’re on your own.

  2. Frankly when I hear about the murders in Chitcagahole I simply don’t give a shit. The same with Murderapolis, they don’t want any police around, what do they think is going to happen? Still they got what they wanted but now are pissing and moaning about it.

  3. Just wait until the Christmas season when. When Baby’s daddy gives his Ho a nicer T.V. then he gave baby’s mommy. That number will skyrocket

  4. Check Chicongo’s ratio of shootings to deaths.
    Homeys can’t even get it above the Mendoza Line.
    But with the price of ammo these days they can’t afford the range time.

  5. Now Lori Blackhead (pop that zit) is recommending the cancelling of Thanksgiving. That makes sense. Instead of having a turkey with dark meat, Chicongo City Hall has Dark Meat all Turkey.

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