Neck And Neck

How’re those murders going on in Chicongo? Lori Lightweight is really doing a good job at keeping down crime. Chicongo is on a record pace this year but has slacked off lately.

As you can see 2020 is only 4 murders ahead of 2016. They’re neck and neck going into the last two months. Can 2020 hold the lead? Lightweight is shutting down Chicongo again so maybe that will help 2016 catch up.

C’mon 2020, get on the stick! You can do it if you try.

Ronsday – You Own It

Ron rants.

O.K. Everybody who voted “for” Biden – living or otherwise – legally or not – only once, or frequently – by proxy – whatever . . . listen up:

Until the intermittent moron, quid-pro-Joe, mysteriously disappears from the White House and the Marxist concubine wiggles her seditious butt into the power position, just remember – you own it.

And when Sundowner Joe is in ICU at Walter Reed after a massive cerebral artery clog and Horizontal Harris begins issuing EOs in end-runs around the Senate, just remember – you own it.

Let’s not hear complaints about higher taxes, new taxes, excise taxes, value-added taxes, rising prices, unemployment increases, inflation, exorbitant health care costs – just remember, you bought it.

Don’t get your knickers in a wad because of massive fees to support climate control or skinny paychecks because of reparations – you asked for it.

Just suck it up when your stocks deflate and your 401K dries up like a west Texas mudhole in August . . . it won’t be Trump’s fault.

Become a devout stoic when your children learn nothing in school except political correctness and “F-E-E-E-E-lings” and “White males are the problem” even though the costs have risen exponentially – it’s what liberals do when they have the power.

Step into your big-boy hat and big-girl panties when you lose your job because millions of illegals suddenly become citizens and millions more Muslim “refugees” appear and take your job – that’s what you wanted, isn’t it?

And be reasonable when minimum wage rises to the point that employers can no longer afford to employ you or your children or your grandchildren, much less offer them benefits . . . it’s only fair, right?

And when “peaceful” protesters such as Antifa and BLM destroy city property and crime rates soar and your community is no longer safe to live in . . . hey – that’s the “new normal” you said we have to adjust for.

And when jobs dry up because the capital left the country and it’s cheaper to import things from Asia, just remember who told us that “China is not our enemy”: that was quid pro Joe, who made grunches of money off deals with China.

And you should be happy when interest rates on loans get so high that you can’t even consider asking for one, and you can’t afford to replace that old Chevy, and you’re suddenly upside down on your mortgage – that’s your boy, the silver-tongued sniffer.

No complaints, Dems . . . the hateful Orangeman is gone and Happy Days Are Here Again now that we have a proper career politician running things. It’s what you asked for . . . so just keep your trap shut and own it. Nobody wants to hear you bitching about getting what you said was best “for the American people.”

You asked for it, and now you own it. Congratulations, Meathead.

Yep Ron, we’re fixin’ to get what they voted for…good and hard.

Crooked Cankles Is Pissed

Let us go to New York and listen in.

“Godammit Bill How did this happen?

Crash!

“Jesus Christ Hillary will you quit throwing lamps?”

“I’m pissed off Bill. How come they were able to steal the election for that senile old pervert and not for me?

Crash!

“There goes another one. Can’t you think of anything else to throw?”

“I could have been the first woman president if only they had cheated in Pennsylvania like they’re doing now. Instead it will be Kamala Harris after that senile old pervert is forced to resign because of his dementia, unless they’re able to somehow prop him up for the next four years.”

Geez, Bill, I put up with all of your philandering bullshit and I was robbed of the presidency because the assholes didn’t steal an election for me.”

Crash!

“What has Kamala Harris ever done? She sucked Willie Brown’s dick. Maybe I should have done that.”

“Sorry Hill. You don’t give good head.”

“Shut up Bill and get me another drink.”

Crash!