Ronsday – Gropey Joe

Ron on Basement Biden.

To anyone with more than 2 operating brain cells, accepting Joe Biden as the clear and authentic winner of the genelec is a bigger stretch than accepting that the earth is flat and the moon is made of green cheese.

Believing that he took that election legitimately after an entire summer of hiding in his basement and failing to draw a crowd larger than the summer lawn bowling championships in Siberia requires some special kind of stupid.

Any single Trump rally had larger numbers, by powers of 10, than the biggest one Gropey Joe had all year. And now we’re supposed to buy the results of a rigged, fixed, fraudulent vote count in which the top name on the ballot got millions more votes than the Magic Negro or Her Rotten Heinous?

We’re supposed to find no problem in downballot Democrats losing big time while Basement Biden won hands down all over the country? While he got significantly less support from minorities than BHO and HRC?

Are we really expected to believe that boxes and boxes of ballots suddenly “discovered” after the polls had closed were almost unanimously for Joe & Ho?

And how the hell are we supposed to have confidence in software designed to ensure a Chavez “victory” in Venezuela when the people who designed and created it are anti-Trumpers?

Just as there’s one helluva difference between knowing something reported by FakeBook and having something in your gut tell you it’s twaddle, JRB might very well be sworn in as PotUS next January, but he DEFINITELY was not elected to the office.

Some facts to chew on while we wait for the Republicans to shoot themselves in the foot and certify the amimated cadaver as potus:

JRB Jr. graduated from the University of Delaware as the 506th student in a class of 688. Most of his grades were Cs, if they weren’t Ds.

He somehow muddled his way through the JD at Syracuse although coming very close to being expelled for plagiarism. He graduated 76th in a class of 85.

His claims that he “graduated with three degrees from college,” was “the outstanding student in the political science department,” that he “went to law school on a full academic scholarship,” and that he was “in the top half” of his class are totally false.

After years of being a poor student, he became a poor lawyer, unable to hold a job for any length of time and working as the manager of a swimming pool to pay his bills. He served for a while as a public defender but was so inept at it that he rarely mentions the episode.

His first run for the potusy was a classic failure, as was his second one, so he slithered along in the sewers of Delaware politics looking for work as a lobbyist or something because he was making a fool of himself in the Senate.

Gropey Joe is a career failer who has accomplished absolutely nothing in his near half-century of government “service.” He was a C student who spent his time and energy looking for a quick buck from a cushy job while drifting along the political river until the Magic Negro hired him as an insurance policy against assassination.

He was a failure as a student, a failure as a lawyer, a failure as a senator, and a total nebbish as veep. Even the Obomber said, “And you know who really doesn’t have it? Joe Biden.” He also cautioned us never to underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.

JRB is a derelict politician with an addict son who should already be a convict. He and his wife are worth over $9 million according to Forbes and own 2 homes. Ten years ago his net worth was under $30,000, but suddenly after 8 years exploiting his veepness he’s a multi-millionaire?? On $240,000 a year?

He’s knocking on 80’s door and most of the time sounds about as sharp as a shotput. As I’m older than HE is, I am concerned about the loss of energy and focus that I’ve experienced in the past dozen years or so and wonder how a guy who doesn’t know what state or city he’s in half the time and can’t finish a logical sentence without getting his merds wixed can function under the relentless pressure of the potusy with a veep who desperately wants his job.