From Roman. Originally a lawyer joke.

THE SENATOR & HIS PORSCHE

A Washington Senator (and lawyer) parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the Senate office building, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too close to the car and completely tore off the driver’s door.

Fortunately, a policeman was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the politician started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the honorable Senator finally wound down from his rant, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you politicians are”, he said. “You’re so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the Senator.

The officer replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!”

“OH, MY GOD!”‘ screamed the Senator.
“MY ROLEX!!!”