From Phil. Recycled and updated but even more appropriate today.
A COMPANY ANNOUNCEMENT
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘Biden Harris’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change……I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
The Boss
A Colorado trailer park owner told his tenants that a Biden win, with its increased tax policies, would require an increase on the lot rentals. He was threatened with arrest for “election tampering”. (My native state to which I will never return to live)
Don’t get the election tampering bit. Especially when a 96 year old nursing home patient has some one from the local Democratic party show up to help the patient vote!
Always love this joke going back to Oblama – yep got a lot of nothing good then why expect anything more for Biden or soon to be President Horizontal.
it’s not over until President Trump says it is.
Amen!
Amen!
Well deserved & appropriate but I suspect Biden as dumb as he is will cause at least a large recession which will wipe out all of the good things Trump accomplished.
Of course the Communist Media will try to blame Trump but what ese would a person of intelligence expect.
I do believe those who enabled the coming Biden/Dumbocratic cluster F–k should be first to suffer the consequences of their stupidity.
Things will do well until they won’t. At some point someone will shout “Sell 200 April at $142!” (from the movie “Trading Places”).