So the Thief in Chief called for unity in his inauguration speech and according to Chris Wallace it was the best inauguration speech he had ever heard. So begins the next four years of tongue baths. As Bill Quick said, “Wipe the jism off your sagging grampa chin, Chrissie. It’s embarrassing.” Well, Chrissie did help drag him across the finish line with his shameful performance as the first debate moderator.

For the next four years we will see our Fake News Media drop to their knees and perform fellatio on the Thief in Chief and cunnilingus on Jill “call me doctor” Biden and Horizontal Harris.

Now we will get to witness the tug of war between Harris who will want to force the Thief out and Dr. Jill who will want to do her Edith Wilson impression and keep him propped up.

But back to unity. Nothing sez unity like turning Washington DC into a war zone to protect an incoming president. JHFC! We had more troops in DC than we have in Afghanistan. DC was turned into a green zone a la Baghdad.

Unity my crippled ass. For the last four years we have seen the Dimocrats and their propaganda arm, the Fake News Media, divide this country and exhibit their hatred for Trump and all of his supporters, yannow degenrates like my readers and myself. Now they want us to forgive and forget all of that hatred.

In the immortal words of Ron White, “I don’t think so Scooter.”

They hate us and we hate them back. We hate them even more for stealing the election and installing a senile old man who is the figurehead for their wetlands reclamation project.

Their will be no unity because they will try to take away our guns. They have already started taking away our First Amendment rights by claiming that any speech they don’t agree with is hate speech.

They hate the Constitution and they really hate the Bill of Rights.

Unity? Bah. Here’s what I think of unity with these assholes.

Finger courtesy of AlphaDelta.