…And when he needed to stop the boat, he would need an “Anker” sewing machine. (My mother had one.) Reply ↓
I’m in stitches here…
Very good!! Love puns here.
Does your friend hem and haw? This joke is only so so.
As long as he ain’t sowin’ seeds of distrust.
If he were sewing aboard a boat, he would be bobbin along.
…And when he needed to stop the boat, he would need an “Anker” sewing machine. (My mother had one.)
Oh, Brother! (Another brand of machine)
Where’s Ned Ludd when you need him?