Sonata 80.

Now on harpsichord. For a change, the harpsichord version is played slower than the guitar version.

From Neil. (more…)

Herb suggested I give it to Bush 43. Good ol’ Dubya. He continues to disappoint. He just called James Clyburn (Racist, SC) the “savior” for getting Basement Biden revitalized in South Carolina. Without South Carolina, the Thief in Chief would have prolly not got the nomination. A pox on all members of the Bush family from Bush 41, who betrayed the Reagan revolution, to Dubya and to Jeb!. Fuck ’em all! Dubya may as well register as a Dimocrat ’cause he sure ain’t a Republican.

So the Thief in Chief called for unity in his inauguration speech and according to Chris Wallace it was the best inauguration speech he had ever heard. So begins the next four years of tongue baths. As Bill Quick said, “Wipe the jism off your sagging grampa chin, Chrissie. It’s embarrassing.” Well, Chrissie did help drag him across the finish line with his shameful performance as the first debate moderator.

For the next four years we will see our Fake News Media drop to their knees and perform fellatio on the Thief in Chief and cunnilingus on Jill “call me doctor” Biden and Horizontal Harris.

Now we will get to witness the tug of war between Harris who will want to force the Thief out and Dr. Jill who will want to do her Edith Wilson impression and keep him propped up.

But back to unity. Nothing sez unity like turning Washington DC into a war zone to protect an incoming president. JHFC! We had more troops in DC than we have in Afghanistan. DC was turned into a green zone a la Baghdad.

Unity my crippled ass. For the last four years we have seen the Dimocrats and their propaganda arm, the Fake News Media, divide this country and exhibit their hatred for Trump and all of his supporters, yannow degenrates like my readers and myself. Now they want us to forgive and forget all of that hatred.

In the immortal words of Ron White, “I don’t think so Scooter.”

They hate us and we hate them back. We hate them even more for stealing the election and installing a senile old man who is the figurehead for their wetlands reclamation project.

Their will be no unity because they will try to take away our guns. They have already started taking away our First Amendment rights by claiming that any speech they don’t agree with is hate speech.

They hate the Constitution and they really hate the Bill of Rights.

Unity? Bah. Here’s what I think of unity with these assholes.

Finger courtesy of AlphaDelta.

We just had the Praetorian Guard present for the crowning of Tiberius. Soon he will shuffle off to the Isle of Capri where he can practice his perversions with little girls and the country will be run by a female Sejanus. We skipped Sulla, Caesar, and Augustus and went right to the first evil emperor. Welcome to the banana republic of the United States. We’re doomed!

Ron takes over.

Those who either voted or broke rules to put Biden & Harris in office deserve what’s going to happen in the next few years. Anyone who believes that those two are kind, wise, brave, warm, intelligent, patriotic public servants . . . . . . . well, that’s what lobotomies are for.

Tiger by the tail . . . dog who caught the car . . . horns of a dilemma — with DJT out of the picture, the ties and fasteners and threads that were holding the Democrat party together are gone, and the question is how long the honeymoon will last before the hemlock kicks in

People like Biden, Schumer, Pelosi, and Clinton have a common habit of saying really stupid things and then keep on talking to make things worse. Sometimes they sound as if they’re getting their research through Laugh-In and their news from late-nite comics. Might as well just listen to Hollywood and SportsCenter for updates.

Authoritarians consider themselves the arbiters of what’s good for other people and are unable to see that they are themselves the oppressor. Just as did the Nazi Gestapo, those libs who today are demanding that Trump supporters be cleansed, purged, retrained, or banned do not see what they’re doing as censorship, spying, or depriving others of their Constitutional rights.

The 21st century monopolies, FB, Google, Apple, Amazon, Twitter, have more economic wealth and power than any in history. They abused that power to manipulate US politics and decide a PotUS election. They suppressed Biden & son’s blatant corruption, censored the NY Post, banned Trump, and now completely dismantled their competition by ruining Parler.

And the Left is not just totally supportive of all that but complicit in it. The first thing an organized coup must do is stifle communications of those it wants to bring down. What really disturbs most of us the MOST is that the Dems don’t really deny the massive fraud of electing Biden; they just gloat at our frustration of not being able to prove it.

I’d really like to see someone explain to me how Bezos, Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Gates, and Pichai are going to make the world, especially the US, a better place for everyone.

And it might be interesting to have MaligNancy tell us exactly whom Trump intends to nuke in his last week in office. Even more interesting would be for him to just lift the curtains on documents which would once and for all time clearly demonstrate just how corrupt, chickenshit, and evil the CIA, FBI, NSA, and DNC really are.

The worst things that ever happened to the US were not the Civil War, not the Great Depression, not the Cold War, and not the epizootic. The most catastrophic attacks on the country came in the form of (in descending order of magnitude)

Soetoro

Clinton

Nixon

Hillary

Mooch

Carter

CNN

Harry Reid

Nancy Pelosi

The Sicilian Mafia

(and fast food . . . the reason health care is so goddam expensive, but that’s another rant)

And now the only antidote has been disqualified by the Deep State Geheime Polizei and replaced by a senile career failure with a tanned Hillary standing by holding a hemlock-laced ice-cream cone as his Valentine’s Day treat.

Today’s politicians often seem much more interested in what sorts of unethical or unconstitutional things they can get away with rather than doing what they were sent to D.C. for by their constituents. I won’t take criticism from politicians, so I damned sure won’t take advice from them.

It’s like being dead . . . when you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead, but everybody around you knows it. Same thing when you’re a senator or congressman – you don’t think you’re stupid and corrupt, but everybody else knows what you are.

The litmus test for becoming a US senator from blue states is very simple. The candidate is placed in an 8 X 8 cell with fully padded steel walls, floor, and ceiling. Just before the door is locked, he’s given a 16-pound cannonball, then he’s left in there for 24 hours. When the door is opened, if the cannonball is either broken or cannot be found, he’s made a senator.

Pelosi, Schumer, Omar, Tlaib, Swallwell, Waters . . . they all need to be dehydrated and ground up for use as grit in cat-litter boxes. And one more thing I’d like someone to explain for me – how the country is SO much better off now that DJT has been vilified, impeached, humiliated, and run out of town.

This one is from Roman.

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”

Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”

Later, the priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”

Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all”

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell?”

Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”

Another Pander To Africans Day down the tubes.

Yet another year when MLK’s Dream does not come to pass. We still do not judge men by the content of their character but by the color of their skin.

When a white thug is shot by the cops there are no riots. When a black thug is shot by the cops, or by a civilian in self defense, he becomes a saint. Thus we get St Trayvon of Skittles, St. Michael of Swisher Sweets, St. Freddy of Heroin, St. George of Fentanyl, and St. Rayshard of Wendy’s. All of these dudes were scumbags but because they had black skin they became saints.

We have President Asterisk’s nominee to head the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division, Kristen Clarke, who thinks that black people are mentally and physically superior to white people.

“Melanin endows Blacks with greater mental, physical and spiritual abilities — something which cannot be measured based on Eurocentric standards.”

If that were true than black run cities wouldn’t be shitholes. Neither would Africa. Africans in America wouldn’t make up 13% of the population yet commit over 50% of the violent crime.

Wakanda is a myth.

Kristen Clarke was an AOTW candidate last week because of that quote but was beat out by the Republican Quislings in Congress.

One upside of the Kung Flu pandemic was the dearth of Pander to Africans Day celebrations here in Atlanta. Usually it’s MLK all day. There was only one article in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation and that was about the virtual celebrations. Without the pandemic not only would we hear about MLK but there would also be celebrations of the life of recently departed civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis. Oh well, maybe next year.

And in other news, James Clyburn, who handed South Carolina to President Asterisk in the primaries thus propelling him to the nomination, has proposed making the “Black National Anthem”, into the oficial US National Anthem, to “bring the country together”. Yep! Nothing sez bring the country together like pandering to 13% of the population.

Hope you enjoyed your day off.

A computer pun from Jane Austen.

Tim Bogert, of Vanilla Fudge, Cactus, and Beck, Bogert, and Appice, just died. RIP Tim. I saw Cactus once. They were the warmup act for Rod Stewart and The Faces. When they came out Rusty Day, their singer, said, “Y’all are in for a big surprise. We are gonna kick your ass!” and they proceeded to do so. Bogert performed a bass solo. This was the first time I had ever seen a rock band have their bassist do a solo. Bogert was one of the best rock bass players of all time. Plus, he had a good voice, and sang harmony.

Here’s Cactus doing Oleo from their first album with a bass solo from Bogert.

Sonata 78.

On harpsichord.