Unity My Ass

So the Thief in Chief called for unity in his inauguration speech and according to Chris Wallace it was the best inauguration speech he had ever heard. So begins the next four years of tongue baths. As Bill Quick said, “Wipe the jism off your sagging grampa chin, Chrissie. It’s embarrassing.” Well, Chrissie did help drag him across the finish line with his shameful performance as the first debate moderator.

For the next four years we will see our Fake News Media drop to their knees and perform fellatio on the Thief in Chief and cunnilingus on Jill “call me doctor” Biden and Horizontal Harris.

Now we will get to witness the tug of war between Harris who will want to force the Thief out and Dr. Jill who will want to do her Edith Wilson impression and keep him propped up.

But back to unity. Nothing sez unity like turning Washington DC into a war zone to protect an incoming president. JHFC! We had more troops in DC than we have in Afghanistan. DC was turned into a green zone a la Baghdad.

Unity my crippled ass. For the last four years we have seen the Dimocrats and their propaganda arm, the Fake News Media, divide this country and exhibit their hatred for Trump and all of his supporters, yannow degenrates like my readers and myself. Now they want us to forgive and forget all of that hatred.

In the immortal words of Ron White, “I don’t think so Scooter.”

They hate us and we hate them back. We hate them even more for stealing the election and installing a senile old man who is the figurehead for their wetlands reclamation project.

Their will be no unity because they will try to take away our guns. They have already started taking away our First Amendment rights by claiming that any speech they don’t agree with is hate speech.

They hate the Constitution and they really hate the Bill of Rights.

Unity? Bah. Here’s what I think of unity with these assholes.

Finger courtesy of AlphaDelta.

20 comments on “Unity My Ass

  1. When did I become at degenerate? I thought I was a deplorable. I’m confused now. They can go bite my butt if they think I will cooperate with them. Signed a proud degenerate.

  2. Herb –

    SShhhhh! You’re not allowed to criticize Dr. Jill. She worked very hard to help Joe overthrow that fascist dictator, Donald Trump, who proved he was a fascist by outright cancelling millions of people who dared to criticize him or Melania. Amirite?

    The Biden family, and everybody in the Biden government, must never be criticized. Besides, Joe is so awesome that no one would even have a reason to think any wrongthoughts about him. That would be doubleplus ungood.

    • and thinking about it just a little bit more, I have to tell you that if Joe told me that 2 + 2 = 5, well, that’s good enough for me.

  3. After what I’ve seen over the past 4 years, I will never, ever trust a Democrat nor any Department of “Justice” entity. They can take their calls for unity and shove them up their collective asses.

  4. Well, Denny, it must be time to remind Dims that we’ll do as we said after Obummer’s win. The new guy gets the same respect the Lefties gave the previous PotUS. Then it was Bush and now it’s DJT.
    The slime-suckers set the level of respect for the Office and we’ll reciprocate.

  5. JOE IS AWESOME!
    JOE IS AWESOME!
    JOE IS AWESOME!!
    When this shitshow comes a tumbling down, is the jiller, excuse me, DR. Jill
    Biden The Great Indoctrinator, I mean teacher, oops, educator, will she be held
    accountable for furthering the crime?

    And, as a sidenote, when they speak of the need for unity, they don’t mean unity with the right, they’re crying for unity within their own decrepit party.
    Keep the faith. Say you’re prayers. Via Con Dios.

  6. I have a suggestion…
    I the very near future when biden* is either disposed of or “hospitalized” out of the Presidency, they will install everyone’s last choice…

    I suggest her name is actually “Harrass”

    MSG Grumpy

  7. “Unity”??

    Fuck. That.

    My term for GOP’ers that urge us to kiss and make up: “Vichy Republicans.”

    It’s President* Biden and I’m sticking by my calls for his third (and final) “aneurysm” by mid-March and Romney to jump ship right after President Trump’s show trial.

    Where’s the fucking Tylenol?

  8. BIDEN STYLE????….The Stupid parasitic leech so far is reversing as much proven success Trump created his dementia challenged brain will allow.Biden is too dumb to have even review that success & at least try to claim credit because in his vast 47 year history of public service he had promoted these ideas. Lying & plagiarism are the only two major political skills he has mastery of.

  9. Scumbag biden started the contentious senate hearings for supreme court judges, starting with Bork and then a disgraceful accusations against Thomas (high tech lynching). The dems continued with Kavanaugh.

    A-holes unity speech was condescending and he had to scream it at us.

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