So Herb suggested I make this person as my AOTW. She would make a better booger eatin’ moh-ron of the week.
She’s thinking about stickin’ it to the glue manufacturer.
Tessica Brown, the Louisiana woman who styled her hair with Gorilla Glue and later sought medical treatment for her hardened head of hair, may soon file a lawsuit against the makers of the product, according to a new report.
Brown had originally shared her story last week, in a TikTok video viewed nearly 21 million times as of Tuesday morning. In it, she admitted to using Gorilla Glue spray adhesive on her head, after running out of her preferred brand of hairspray.
Using glue on your hair? That is a really high level of stupidity there.
Brown alleged that she hadn’t been able to remove the glue since spraying it on her ‘do “about a month” before, and ultimately took herself to the emergency room over the weekend, where they apparently instructed her to use sterilized water and nail polish remover pads to remove the adhesive, according to a photo Brown shared on Instagram. Then, on Sunday, Brown shared a YouTube video of another woman helping to apply the pads to her scalp, while Brown wiped away tears and, at one point, winced in pain.
Now, sources for TMZ claim that Brown has hired a lawyer to look into a case against Gorilla Glue, seeing as the product itself warns against use on the skin and eyes, but not hair. TMZ’s sources further claim that Brown had even tried softening the glue with rubbing alcohol, at the suggestion of the folks at Gorilla Glue.
Looks like Gorilla Glue is now gonna have to add hair to that warning but no one at that company would have really anticipated anyone dumb enough to use it on hair. Warning: Never overestimate the intelligence of a consumer.
I can just see members of the jury on that trial trying not to laugh at Ms. Brown’s stupidity, unless, of course, her lawyers managed to get a jury as dumb as she is.
Good news! She’s unstuck!
Next, she should spray her lower swim suit area. It would glue the whole thing together preventing her from reproducing anything as stupid as she is.
I think you won the internet … Mr. Savage indeed! 😎!
Try to make something foolproof, and The Universe will come up with a bigger fool.
Truth.
Shame on Kristen Clarke for not sharing her superior melanin-mentalness with this other woman. Or maybe she already did so that neither has enough.
I just learned a valuable distinction: Booger-eatin’-moron of the week vs. AOTW:
A BEMOW is stupid unto themselves; an AOTW is a turd expressing words or actions that hurts others.
I hear she’s a public school teacher.
Normally I’d say thats an insult to teachers. Its not in this case, its a compliment, given the average integrity and morality of teachers.
O/T: Who in hell is Pearl Milling? Inquiring minds want to know!
This being Black History Month, it should have been Pearl Bailey Milling.
It’s a milling company not a person replacing Aunt Jemima. She’s been cancelled despite the objections of her relatives. It’s an interesting story that should be included in black history month, key word “should.”
The original Jemima was one of Job’s daughters.
My guess is she will get a substantial settlement, good money in her pocket to sign off with a non-disclosure an the Glue company will save a lot of money in attorney fees because the product she was looking for and that was out of stock had glue in its name. In the future Gorilla Glue will tell folks that is is dangerous to use the glue on any parts of their body including hair, eyebrows, ears, nose, throat, nipples, urethra, scrotum, anus and toenails. Kind of lot of free advertising for the glue guys and the poor woman kind of needs a little bit of help because she was not too bright.
They need a warning “If you are a fu**ing idiot, do not use this product!” The jury would have to agree that this person checks all the boxes for fu**ing idiot.
This woman needs a Conservator even more than Britney Spears.
Can’t wait for some fu** idiot to claim they can’t read, so the manufacturer should have used pictures instead of words. It’ll happen.
For sure
Is she the same one that said:
“I wish there was some way to pick my baby daddy.”
Caption from a motorcycle picture on Kim duToit’s site:
50 years ago the owners manual told you how to adjust the valves.
Today it tells you not to drink the contents of the battery.
Exactly!…I predict a new Caution Label on the product because of this dumb phuk!
Put me on the jury for damages. I’d award her dumb ass 37 cents.
And if I were on the BoD at Gorilla Glue, I’d tell here and her lawyers to go fuck themselves.
I don’t know what has gotten people so upset. Her picture was on the can! Why shouldn’t she have used it.
You know, there’s an obvious gorilla joke there but decorum prevents me from telling it.
Oh, who am I kidding? The gorilla thought Gorilla Glue was extra strong hair gel.
Bingo!
There’s some disagreement over whether the proper word is “harebrained” or “hairbrained”, but in this case it’s certainly the latter.
Could have been worse. Could have used the GG as a lubricant.
In the movie “Love Story” there is the quote “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” . The parallel here is “White supremacy means never having to put Gorilla Glue on your hair.” .
It’s a sad state when stupidity is profitable. The lawyer won’t say Gorilla Glue was wrong. He will say they have the money and can afford it. All you need is at least seven booger eatin’ morons on the jury to think likewise. The judge, being a failed booger eatin’ moron lawyer will agree.
Years ago, an electric wood router was sold with a warning in the instruction manual that read “This tool is not intended for use as a dental instrument”.
The only possible reason for a warning like that would suggest someone, somewhere actually tried it.
Perhaps we should remove the warning labels from everything and just let natural selection weed out all the idiots.