Jeep Ad

I heard there was a football game on last night. I didn’t watch it. In fact, I haven’t watched one minute of the Anti-American Negro Felons League this season. I don’t want to waste my time watching a bunch of black thugs who have made saints out of lowlifes like George Floyd and who disrespect our flag and the country that has made them rich. Fuck ’em!

One of my readers sent me an ad for Jeeps that ran during the game. I could only watch about 30 seconds of it before I wanted to throw up. It was all about coming together. To top it off, it was narrated by Bruce Springsteen, because no one knows more about coming together and “meeting in the middle” like liberal asshole Bruce Springsteen.

“Meeting in the middle” for the left means giving them everything they want and going full bore rat bastard commie.

“Meeting in the middle” means giving up our guns.

“Meeting in the middle” is censoring voices on the right.

“Meeting in the middle” is accepting the results of a stolen election.

“Meeting in the middle” is throwing open our borders and welcoming the entire Third World into this country. Then giving them the right to vote so we get more Idiot Omars, Rancida Tlaibs, and AOC Smollets.

Springsteen said that if Trump won in 2020, he would move to Australia. Right. Just like all the celebrities who said they would leave the country if Trump won in 2016. The trouble is they always break their promises. Streisand never left. Cher never left. Rosie never left. And Brucie wouldn’t have left either.

I love what the Babylon Bee posted before the Super Bowl.

U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

“I love football,” said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, “but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!”

Jeep did its part.

26 comments on “Jeep Ad

  1. Now that Fiat-Chrysler has merged with the Frogs, knocking Jeep can now fall under Denny’s category of French Bashing.

    None of the Super Bowl ads are any good anymore because they all think they must be SJW woke. I go back and replay the good ones like the Budweiser frogs and Frankie the jealous chameleon, or the 11-year-old Jimi Hendrix choosing Pepsi over Coke.

  2. Right on Denny! I can’t take that asshole, “Loose Leafspring”.
    I guess we can be united as long as we go to their side. Ain’t gonna happen. I am not going to heal. Fuckers.

  3. I’ve been trying to convince my buds not to watch but no luck. I stopped watching years ago when that player punched his wife in the face in a Vegas elevator. Glad I never bought a Jeep. Sometimes the thought crossed my mind. No more.

    • Billy D – I wouldn’t rule out a vintage (WWII/Korea) Jeep but certainly not one of the new breed. Since those are in the unobtanium category for me, I guess I will just have to dream. There ‘might’ still be one of them stashed away in a military depot somewhere though……………….

  4. Didn’t watch it either, no reason to. Bad football with bad ads and a really bad halftime show. I will not waste my time anymore.

  5. I did watch the game and totally enjoyed watching two old white guys (Brady and Gronkowski) kick the media favorite, young, black kids butt. Thank goodness there’s a mute button for the rest of the crap.

    • This is yet another occurrence of a superstar quarterback not being able to make up the difference and win if the rest of the team isn’t quite good enough. This happened also in the Marino, Elway, and Peyton Manning SB losses.

  6. Meet in the middle. Yeah, sure. Repubs have tried to meet in the middle for years. Problem is, as soon as they get to the middle, they move the middle a little further left. JFK would be thought of as a right wing radical now.
    Any libtard I meet now gets blasted with both barrels. No more being civil. If I see a Biden sticker on a car, I make sure I flip them off. Fuck ’em all.

  7. I live in the KC area and I didn’t watch the game. The hype here is way over the top. For two weeks ahead of the game the media is non stop Chiefs. It’s sickening. I love it when the Chiefs lose. All of a sudden it is crickets from the media. The silence is nice. And did they shut up yesterday.

  8. Not a Stupor Brawl watcher, pretty much ever. Nothing to see. Too much hype, too much b.s. Watching for the commercials? WHY? By game time, all the local and national news outlets have been running them for a week or more as “exclusive” breaking news.

    Pro sports in general, and football in particular, is just so much “woke” political noise. Too many felons getting away with too much crap, then turning around and lecturing the rest of us on how to life our lives the “woke” way, in lockstep with their Hollywierd allies.

    Then Sunday last, we have Bruce Springsteen lecturing to us from “middle America” to come together in unity.

    Oh really, Bruce? How many times did you call for “unity” over the past four years? Six? Two? ANY???

    Assorted news outlets were able to show enough of the Bleep commercial for me to get the drift of it. Enough to almost make me puke, as a matter of fact. Then they showed the part with Bruce rubbing middle American dirt in his hands. That put me over the edge. Somehow I just don’t see that guitar-picking Jersey Boy getting too deep into the farm life.

    • Because only the hands were visible rubbing the dirt, it could have been a hand model.

      Also, featuring the center of the lower-48 immediately leaves out Alaska and Hawaii. How’s that for coming together ?

      • And they left off the UP of Michigan… Dumb bastiches can’t even use an accurate map.

        Top it off with a commie red star. What maroons approved that dreck?

  9. First Brucey is a liberal horse`s ass so if anyone knows where there is a horse missing its ass send the location to Brucey…….maybe they can get together.
    Second his alleged music sucks !
    Third I did not watch the game on TV,Too much bullshit hype & the half time shows are dreadful……..I would rather watch a dog piss on a fire hydrant.
    I was on my computer & checked the score occasionally

  10. Love this post. I have despised Springsteen for years, phony leftist who’s voice sounds like he’s trying to push a softball past his anus. Made millions on farm subsidies. Jeep is dead to me, I’d walk first. Meet in the middle, fuck you commie fascists, I’ve taken my flag down and will likely never fly it again as we’re not living in America anymore. Oh, and of course Mahomes mommy is protecting her son because he got his ass handed to him by MAGA Tom.

    • I will fly Old Glory on Memorial Day only in remembrance of the Constitutional Representative Republic we once had, along with the fallen who defended it for so long. I also wish I had an old 48-star flag to fly to say “in your face” to Murkowski and Hirono.

  11. Don’t watch NFL anymore but did see a story about Brady being a racist for winning superbowl during black history month. No, I’m not making that up
    Daryl

    • Because Diversity (All Hail Diversity) and Inclusion are so important, I am glad to see that both are being embraced during this February 2021:
      1. There are those who celebrate the lives of Travon Martin and Michael Moore during Black History Month.
      2. There are those who celebrate the deaths of Travon Martin and Michael Moore during Black IS History Month.
      Let’s hear it for Diversity (All Hail Diversity) and Inclusion that brings everyone together.

  12. The only football I watched this year was some of the PA high school state championships. Then during the national anthem one game, I think it was Erie Cathedral Prep was holding a sign “Vikings [or whatever their nickname is] against racism”. I immediately shut it off. When I sit down to watch a game, I want to watch a football game, I don’t want to be lectured about race and told what a terrible, rotten, nasty, horrible person I am because I’m white.

    • Cathedral Prep Ramblers Great Coach & been State Champ several times…..has a tremendous advantage since they are a Catholic College Preparatory School & have the entire Diocese to recruit from……But did not really have a State Champion Quality Sports program until they chose to accept Black
      students to attend their school based only on academic merit alone as was the long standing former requirement for all students.Many here in Erie believe the School has strayed from what the institution was established for.

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