From Gary.
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a
priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and
face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “Tell me
Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?”
The priest replies, “My son, it’s caused by loose living, consorting
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.”
The drunk muttered in response, “Well, I’ll be damned”, then returned
to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How
long have you had arthritis?”
The man answered, “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope suffers from it.”
MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer
This Pope’s joints are all swollen with Marxism and stupidity, not arthritis. He makes a better argument for conversion to Protestantism than Martin Luther did.
Actually, beer is known to cause arthritis all by itself. I know a person that drinks a lot of beer and he is stiff in all the joints.
When a sexy woman causes stiffness in one joint, is that arthritis ?