I’m not making this up.
Another Gorilla Glue episode.
A Louisiana man who accused Tessica Brown of making up her Gorilla Glue hair saga ended up in the ER after he glued a plastic cup to his lip
A Louisiana man said he thought a woman who sprayed her hair with Gorilla Glue was lying.
So he decided to do a totally normal thing and Gorilla Glue a plastic cup to his lip.
He couldn’t remove the cup, and a doctor had to painfully peel it from his mouth.
"Gorilla Glue woman is Lying, It comes right off! I'll prove it by gluing this cup to my face."
2 hours later in ER pic.twitter.com/mLs7OnFgfr
— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) February 12, 2021
Stupidity should be painful. Meanwhile, those of us with brains get to laugh at this booger eatin’ moh-ron.
These people vote.
Yep and some get two.
Worse yet, they make babies!
Kristin Clarke said that melanin in black people’s brains makes them smarter in a way that whites cannot detect. These two examples show that it is undetectable by anyone. If it looks stupid, walks stupid, and quacks stupid, then its stupid.
To each of these two users of Gorilla Glue, I would tell them to say hello to Mr. Peebles.
Actually, when they were first developing IQ tests, Negroes (as they were called) consistently scored lower than Whites. They had to monkey (sorry!) with the test to make them come out even.
There once was a couple named Kelly,
Who are now living belly-to-belly,
Because in their haste, they used library paste,
Instead of Petroleum Jelly.
Update:
There once was a couple named Kelly,
Who are now living belly to belly,
‘Cause when they wanted to screw they used Gorilla Glue,
Instead of petroleum jelly
The limerick rhythm is not quite right; just remove the extra word “‘Cause” .
Sorry! 🙁
Perhaps that should go into the”Black Stories” that Complete Bull Shit (CBS) is peddling this month.
Sub-Saharan IQ at play once again.
Their hair already sticks to Velcro.
Yep no fixing stupid.
Should have made this a youtube challenge, then thousands of kids would have glued themselves to something.
I can’t help but think that this stupidity is just getting started.
I saw a meme on Gab today.
It was a package of black Gorilla Tape and was advertised as for use as bikini wax.
laughing but them I puckered up thinking of the “ouch factor.”
In the old days people like this were eaten by the bears and wolves, killed by the Indians or died when they fell off a cliff or into a raging river. Now, our legal systems keep them alive and allow them to propagate.
I saw a nature show in which a researcher communicated with Koko the gorilla usage sign language. Warning labels in sign language may be worth a try.
Oops, should be “using sign language”. My typing again.