Chaps My Ass

One of the expressions the late lamented Pumpman used to use was “Chaps my ass”. This was usually followed by, “Dragged off and shot”. As in, “That crippled asshole is catbombing me again which really chaps my ass. He needs to be dragged off and shot.” Well this really chaps my ass.

Communist China and the Russian Federation have agreed to build a joint station on the moon. According to the bilateral agreement publicized on Wednesday, they want to create a “complex” of facilities on the moon’s surface and its orbit.

HFS! We were the first to put a man on the moon and we should have our own moon base there by now but it looks like the Chicoms and the Russkis are gonna beat us to it. How did this happen?

We decided to turn our efforts away from the moon and “solving the problems here on earth”.

I can still remember one of Atlanta’s black leaders (either Lowry or Abernathy – I’m too lazy and pissed to look it up) driving a mule driven cart to one of the moon launches and demanding that we address black poverty here on earth.

Well we did. How did that work out?

On the downside we have more black poverty than ever. On the upside, our poor downtrodden and oppressed Africans live better than 90% of the people on this planet and that includes rich people in other countries. Why do you think all of those Third World people are massing on our borders? Being poor in America is being rich anywhere else.

Now we have our Africans screaming for reparations. This after the reparations of welfare, Food Stamps, free housing, Affirmative Action, EEOC, and Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). It’s never enough for our Africans in America.

But for Africans in America, we could have moon bases. It chaps my ass!

We have tried to raise them to the level of white America. Looks at all of the money we have thrown at inner city schools. I wrote earlier this week about a dude who was in the top half of his class with a 0.13 GPA. I later found out that that school gets $13K per student. I neglected to mention that this dude had skipped school 272 days in his exemplary four years at the school. How the fuck does that happen. Back when I was growing up if I missed a day or more of school I had to show up with a note from my parents when I returned.

Dear school – Denny was sick. Signed: One of Denny’s parents.

Maybe that’s just a white privilege thing.

Once upon a time this country had truancy laws and truant officers. Wouldn’t work today. It would be raycist!

I wonder if this dude is in a gang yet? Yannow that Africans, which make up 13% of the population, commit over 50% of the crime. There are more reparations right there.

Meanwhile Africans, with Black Lives Matter, are demanding that we bow down and worship them and guilt ridden whites are doing just that. Note that the media is now capitalizing Black.

I imagine that with the Dimocrats back in control of the White House NASA can return to its more important mission of Moslem outreach.

Looks like our only hope is Elon Musk.

We could have had a moon base by now. Instead, we have BLM, burning cities, failing schools, and high crime.

It chaps my ass!

16 comments on “Chaps My Ass

  1. Good one. I have always said that no matter how much money you pour into the inner city schools, no matter how many black kids with 12-14 half brothers and sisters (unknown fathers) you taxi out to suburban schools, if the “students” rarely show up for classes, and they rarely do (I know teachers). you are pissing into the wind. But the Euphorians are too stupid to understand that and think that if we would only throw a couple more bazillion dollars at the problem, the inner city kids would somehow learn by magic without showing up for class, doing the homework, or studying. in the very rare instances that one of these kids actually do regularly attend classes without disrupting them, doing the work and studying they do well and succeed in life.

  2. The US literally spends almost twice as much on UN & WHO dues as China and Russia, combined. While we pay to have those institutions to support whatever they do, China and Russia get a little extra disposable income to spend on adventurism like the Silk Road initiative, the Confucius Institute, annexing Ukraine, and poisoning/imprisoning folks that don’t like…

  3. When Liberals find throwing money doesn’t work, they throw more money. They will continue to do so while they have our money to waste.

  4. Monday, Sept. 22, 1986: Japanese Prime Minister Yasuhiro Nakasone tells a party gathering “In a highly developed information society and a highly educated society such as Japan, the people require politics that bravely faces problems. In the United States, because there are a considerable number of blacks, Puerto Ricans and Mexicans, the (intellectual) level is lower.” .

    He is immediately forced to apologize. It makes me wonder what the actual IQ testing data discloses that nobody is allowed to see?

    • IQ tests are designed so that blacks, whites, men, and women all show a median score of 100. It’s artificially baked into the test. But orientals consistently outscore us, and the test designers can’t seem to get around it. Just sayin’.

      • IQ tests are properly designed, not ethnically biased, and do not normalize everyone to 100, which is why IQ testing for employment was banned by SCOTUS in 1971 (Griggs vs. Duke Power Company). Source: “The Bell Curve – Intelligence and Class Structure in American Life” by Herrnstein and Murray.

        • I seem to remember the case of someone applying to be a cop and was turned down because his test scores were too high.

  5. Your post struck home with me. We as a nation are headed in a downward spiral. We should have been to Mars by now and started a base on the red planet. We are rapidly falling behind. We will continue until the day comes and we are a third world nation. You and I may very well live to see this Denny. I feel badly for our children and what we have left them.

  6. The military is too busy making maternity flight suits and scheduling gender change operations to worry about getting to the moon or Mars.

    • Funny, my response to someone that accuses such horseshit as being racist is, “as if that matters to someone like you.”

      It really twists them into the ceiling. Try it sometime.

  7. Perhaps we are in a hasty “rush to judgment” and we need to step back and reconsider our stance. To us, the decision to further space exploration to a moon base is radically different than the decision of address social welfare problems on earth. But it is possible that there are some people with different life experiences who would mistake those two trade-offs to be substantially similar for the following comparative reasons:
    1. Reduced lunar gravity vs. reduced intellectual gravity,
    2. Future astronauts studying Space in school vs. those taking up space in school,
    3. The moon shows that same surface to earth at all times vs. making the same argument for constant victimhood and the constant need for reparations,
    4. A spacesuit for protection against a vacuum vs. Affermative Action as protection against systemic racism,
    5. Craters on the moon vs. craters in the face of crystal meth. abusers.

    There is one difference. Each space mission comes to an end, but the cry for continued Affirmative Action and Reparations never comes to an end.

  8. A NASA base in California will be used by biden admin to house the numerous illegals flocking into the US. So now the illegals will be used against any advancement here on out.

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