From Chuck.
A democrat congressman finally breaks down and visits a remote northern
reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place,
he asks the chief if there was anything they need.
“Well,” says the chief, “We have three very important needs.
First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it.”
The democrat whips out his phone, dials a number,
talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up.
“I’ve pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days.
Now what was the second problem?”
“We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has
poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of
years. We’ve been flying bottled water in, and it’s terribly expensive.”
Once again, the democrat dials a number, yells into the phone
for a few minutes, and then hangs up. “The mine has been shut down,
and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for
your people.
Now what was that third problem?”
The chief looks at him and says,
“We have no cellphone reception up here!”
A vacuum cleaner salesman visited an old farmer to sell him a machine. The salesman dumped a big mess on the farmer’s floor, and said “Whatever that vacuum does not clean up, I’ll eat.” . The farmer replied “Would you like some salt to go with that? I don’t have electricity.” .
Musta been a Dumbocrat politician. Always remember these 3 words: “elected dumbocrats lie!” Can’t BS Sitting Bull.
Even if it ain’t true, it’s believable.
I also heard that their toilets had no electricity and since that congressman’s prior occupation was as an electrician, he was the first in that tribe’s history to wire a head for a reservation.
Then there was the poor cyclops who had blurred vision after he lost his contact len.