From my friend Phil.
A HEART WARMING LAWYER STORY …
That even makes me want to cry
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass ?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“We have to eat grass.”
“Well, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,”
the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there eating grass under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated,
“You may come with us, also.”
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
“But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!”
“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for car as
large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high.”
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story?
Look at Our Congress — over 300 Lawyers!!!
Good one! That even made my crabby wife laugh this evening.
I’m enjoying the “Joke of the week” addition to your blog Mr. GOC.
Cemetery tombstone inscription: “Here lies a lawyer, for the last time.”
Herb – you do know why they bury lawyers 9 feet down instead of only 6?
Deep down lawyers aren’t so bad…………………………..
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One’s a bottom-dwelling scum-sucking scavenger, and the other is a fish.
Aw, he must be the world’s nicest lawyer.