From z.
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told Joe Biden “This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19.”
Biden’s face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the floor.
Minutes passed and, to everyone’s relief, Biden got up shakily and then sat back on his chair. His staff was nothing less than stunned at this display of emotion from Joe Biden, nervously watching as he sat, head in hands.
Finally, Joe looked up and with a shaky quivering voice asked Dr Fauci, “How many people is a brazillion?”
They budget the same way, having no idea about the amount of a brazillion dollars.
Vote counting too.
How big a zero is Fauchi?
A Joke ? Hardly as this lying parasitic leech is our alleged Commander- In Chief…….A terrifying thought.
But in keeping with the Joke of the day…….In the Middle East Palistinians ponder which is a higher number , A Brazillion or as they believe a Gazillion ?
The stimulus checks (or the free chocolate ice cream) began arriving today …
A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the guy behind the counter,
“I’d like a gallon of chocolate ice cream.”
The counter man says, “I know that this may sound strange, but we don’t have
any chocolate ice cream. We ran out and the delivery truck hasn’t arrived yet.”
She says, “In that case, I’ll have half a gallon of chocolate ice cream.”
“Ma’am, I just told you that I’m sorry, we don’t have any chocolate ice cream.”
“Okay, then I’ll have a pint of chocolate ice cream.”
“Look lady, I said we don’t have ANY chocolate ice cream.”
“That’s okay, I’ll have an ice cream cone with two scoops of chocolate.”
The counter man is absolutely livid and says, “Lady, how do you spell the
‘straw’ in strawberry?”
She says, “S-T-R-A-W.”
“Right, now how do you spell the ‘van’ in vanilla?”
“V-A-N.”
“Great, now how do you spell the ‘fuck’ in chocolate?”
She says, “There is no ‘fuck’ in chocolate.”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, THERE IS NO FUCKIN’ CHOCOLATE!”
Thank you, sir, I need a big laugh this mornin’.
That’ be even funnier if there weren’t a bazillion Brasillian C-19 deaths.
That’s the same story I liked as my favorite Dubya is dumb joke. Except 3 Brazilian soldiers were wounded in Iraq. Bush leans over toward his VP and says, “Hey Cheney, how many is a Brazilian?”