A Little Johnny joke from Tiger.
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.
Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “my sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good”, said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”
“Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?
”Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny,
“I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog shit!”
Then I would say, “It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.
Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.
I am reminded of the Cheech and Chong cut “Chebornyk”.
more gun ban talk;
more people have died in ted kennedys’
car than my small number of legal guns
and CHL background check.
there are good laws and restrictions,
just un-enforced.
communism and facism
disarm the people
I used to tell a similar joke but the toothbrush salesman had a hair lip.
I thought the teacher might brush Little Johnny off.
A young guy goes to the drug store & asks the clerk where is the hair tonic?
the clerk says ….got your comb with you ? No comb to offer proof you are going to comb your hair. The tonic has alcohol in it & you might drink it.
The young guy then asked for a pack of razor blades & the clerk says …..got your razor with you to prove you intend to shave ? After all those blades are very sharp & you might cut yourself.
the young guy leaves & comes back in about an hour. He walks up to the same clerk & says ….remember me ? The clerk says yes & the young puts a box on he counter
then says put your hand in the hole & then tell me what it feels like!
The clerk stutters ,whispers it feels like fresh shit.
The young guy says get me a roll of toilet paper asap.