Ribbons

Lawdy me! I do declare! Look at all dem fancy ribbons!

Yannow what? He looks like those old Soviet generals you used to see standing on Lenin’s tomb during the military parades in Red Square. He looks like those North Korean generals you see standing nest to Kim Yuk Foo.

He’s just a freaking popinjay with no accomplishments.

They were handing out ribbons like candy when I was in the Navy back in the 60’s. After four years, I had two rows of them. I’ll bet Ron had a chest full after his 24 years in the Navy.

The first one I got was right after boot camp. I think it was the National Defense Medal (ribbons are stand ins for medals) or sumpin’ like that. It was nothing but a military participation trophy. We all called it the geedunk medal.

Another ribbon represented my Viet Nam service. I spent a lot of time there and I think I had two bronze stars.

The last ribbon I remember was the Good Conduct Medal. Quit laughing! I was actually able to stay out of trouble for four years. I came close a couple of times but my minor transgressions were overlooked because I was the only one on the Iredell Country who could fix the electronic gear.

The rest of my decorations I have no clue. Must not have been very memorable.

I wonder if Milley could name what each of those ribbons on his chest were for? I doubt it.

He’ll prolly get a ribbon for the evacuation of Afghanistan. It will be called the Fuckup Medal.

AOTW 8-20-2021

I know y’all expect me to give it to President *, but he’s gonna receive so many more I decided to go to Utah and give it to this bitch

Lehi, UTAH (KUTV) — A teacher at Lehi High School who was caught on video making statements in class about masks and vaccines, politics, and former President Donald Trump is no longer an employee of the school district.

“Alpine School District has concluded our investigation of the incident that occurred on August 17, 2021 at Lehi High School,” said a statement from the district Wednesday afternoon. “Although the details of a personnel investigation are confidential, the teacher involved is no longer an employee of Alpine School District.”

She was canned. Wonder why?

The video which first surfaced Tuesday evening is from a chemistry class at Lehi High School on the first day of school. The teacher’s comments were seen by many as aggressive and bullying toward the students.

“I am like so over it. I will be super proud of you if you choose to get the vaccine,” Kinyon said.

She went on to say she hates Donald Trump, that he “sucks,” and that he is a “literal moron.”

“Go tattle on me to the freaking admins. They don’t give a crap,” the teacher said.

She was wrong.

The teacher also urged students to turn off Fox News during a discussion of masks and vaccines.

“This is my classroom and if you guys are going to put me at risk, you are going to hear about it,” she said. “I have to be here and I don’t have to be happy about the fact that there are kids coming in here with their variants that could get me or my family sick. That’s rude. And I am not going to pretend like it’s not. So don’t ask me to.”

She also questioned the intelligence of the students’ parents.

“Most of y’all parents are dumber than you. I am going to say that out loud. My parents are freaking dumb and the minute I figured that out, the world opens up. You don’t have to do everything your parents say and you don’t have to believe everything your parents believe, because most likely you are smarter than them.”

The teacher also warned students not to say anything derogatory to students are who are LGBTQ+.

What a maroon. This was in a chemistry class, not social studies. She needs to move to a blue state where she will feel more at home. She can take her award with her. She looks just like you would expect her to look.

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Germany’s Upset

For some reason Germany is upset.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and members of her government condemned the Biden administration’s catastrophic withdrawal from Afghanistan in harsh terms.

The debacle in Afghanistan was “an extremely bitter development. Bitter, dramatic and terrifying,” Chancellor Merkel said while speaking to reporters on Tuesday.

In her sharpest attack on Biden’s decision yet, the German chancellor suggested that the Biden administration’s hasty and messy withdrawal was motivated by “domestic political reasons” rather than geostrategic necessities.

What’s the problem? That mean old Trump is gone. You wanted * as president and you got what you wanted. You should have known that he was a doddering old booger eatin’ moh-ron. Now you’re stuck with him. If you’re smart (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) you’ll start beefing up your military because Uncle Sam can no longer be counted upon. The South Koreans realize this.

SEOUL, Aug. 18 (UPI) — The chaotic withdrawal of U.S. forces from Afghanistan underscores the urgency for South Korea to gain full operational control of its military, the head of the country’s ruling Democratic Party said Wednesday.

“The Afghanistan crisis should be used as an opportunity to further nurture the will and ability of a strong independent defense by recovering wartime OPCON,” Rep. Song Young-gil wrote in a Wednesday Facebook post.

The South Koreans realize that the US military is commanded by a bunch of incompetent generals and admirals. So does China.

We’re doomed!

But at least there are no more mean tweets from Trump.

Ronsday – Biden’s Saigon

Ron rants.

The simple truth about Déjà vu Biden, or maybe KaBulden Joe’s Saigon 2.0 is that he can’t explain it ‘cuz he doesn’t understand it. And besides that, it’d involve a certain amount of honesty and personal accountability on his part, neither of which he’s ever displayed over his half century in public office.

So far his response has been “It’s Trump’s fault!” although he was in lockstep with the halfrican for 8 years and did about as much good with that problem as the magic negro did with racism, unemployment, and national prestige.

Anyway, now his pullout of the remaining 2500 US troops in the Graveyard of Empires because our Woke-ass military has done SUCH a fine job training the Afghan forces will require an additional 6000 combat troops to get ‘em outta there without the Tollybon wipin ‘em out.

Joey is simply a maroon, and a bit of a farolero. Both he and his press-corps mouthpiece decided this would be a perfect time to take leave — she on vacation and he to the sanctuary of Camp David where he watches Telletubby reruns and Where’s Waldo on his giant split screen.

You can bet that if this had happened under Truman, or even JFK, or Reagan, or possibly even Clinton . . . SUMbody woulda been canned for incompetence — like f’rinstance the Joint Chiefs Chairman, the SecDef, and the SecState, for starters.

Trump has recommended that Joey bugger off himself, given how badly the thing was handled, particularly after Sundowner declared, “You won’t see another Saigon evacuation in Kabul.”

For almost 40 years the guy was a Senator, and then he was veep for 8, during all which time his primary focus was on self-enrichment, as clearly demonstrated by his Ukraine dealings.

What’s ironic is that Joey’s behavior very much mirrors the Afghan president’s – take the money and run while blaming somebody else as the best laid plans of wokes and twerps went kaboom in Kabul.

He mumbled something about “the buck stops” with him, but that was clearly written for him by somebody else and hauntingly reminiscent of Hillary’s non-apology apology for Benghazi.

In the immortal words of Perry Mason, he is incompetent, immaterial, and irrelevant. I’d add to it that he’s also insidious, immoral, and irresponsible. He is a basagulero, a mentiroso, and a perdedor. The words cretin, arschloch, and avonto also come to mind.

Saigon Joe . . . Keystone Killer and Kabul Killer, the Assassin of Afghan security – kinda like the US southern border. Hey, Joey Btfsplk – time to go . . . and take Kamalho with you, preferably off the planet.

What About The F-15s?

So Afghanistan falls to the Taliban and President * blames Trump. Figgers. Go back to sleep Joe.

This brings up an interesting point. Remember when * said an insurrection would fail because the gummint had F-15’s? Well that didn’t stop a bunch of goatherders in Toyota pickups from defeating us. We had tanks and F-15’s. They had motorcycles and pickups. We also had a bunch of incompetent generals who were more interested in being woke than in winning wars.

I’ve written before about my nephew bitching right before deploying to Afghanistan about having to stand down from readiness exercises to attend SHARP training.

We had two Navy ships colliding with other ships. I’ll bet their officers were up to date on their Diversity (All Hail Diversity!), Inclusion, and Equity training. They might have even been up to date on Critical Race Theory. Too bad they couldn’t helm a destroyer.

This is the military that * thinks could put down an insurrection in this country, a military that was just humiliated by a bunch of goatherders with AK-47’s. How did those F-15’s do *?

Yannow, we haven’t won a war since 1945. And due to the incompetence of our military leaders we’ll prolly never win won again.

Our generals are no longer promoted for competence but on how well they can kiss ass. I used to think the dudes in charge of the Viet Nam War were bad but our current generals, and colonels, like that asshole Vindeman, make them look like Caesars, Napoleons, and Alexanders.

We are witnessing the end of the American Empire. I expect the next phase is a socilaist dictatorship. * is beginning to act like a dictator. Of course, he’s just a puppet. There are rat bastard commies pulling his strings.

Look for gun laws coming down the pike and attempted gun confiscation to follow. It will take the military to make that happen. Will the grunts listen to the generals? Remember, the grunts are private gun owners as well. My nephew has an arsenal. Will they give up their personal weapons?

If not, there are always F-15’s.

That worked well in Afghanistan.