Composting Humans

Herb sent me this article.

In a suburban Denver warehouse tucked between an auto repair shop and a computer recycling business, Seth Viddal is dealing with life and death.

He and one of his employees have built a “vessel” they hope will usher in a more environmentally friendly era of mortuary science that includes the natural organic reduction of human remains, also known as body composting.

“It’s a natural process where the body is returned to an elemental level over a short period of time,” said Viddal, who likened the practice to backyard composting of food scraps and yard waste. “This is the same process but done with a human body inside of a vessel, and in our case, in a controlled environment.”

Wasn’t there a movie about this? No, I’m not thinking Soylent Green. I remember another movie about composing humans.

Now I remember. It was a Doctor Who episode back in the Tom Baker years. Some seeds were found in the Antarctic and a mad horticulturist obtained one. He thought plants should take over the earth. Turns out this seed was of an alien plant that would do just that. IIRC, he wound up being composted to help feed the plant.

A fitting end.

We have a bunch of people who think that way. They think we should curb the population of the planet. Unfortunately, they don’t have the strength of their convictions to actually do that by offing themselves. They want others to do it. If only these assholes would off themselves

On Sept. 7, Colorado became the second state after Washington to allow human body composting. Oregon will allow the practice beginning next July. In Washington, the three businesses licensed to compost human remains have transformed at least 85 bodies since the law took effect in May 2020, and more than 900 people have signed up for the service as natural funerals become more popular.

Just think of all of the assholes in Washington and Colorado who could do the country a favor by offing themselves and then having their remains composted.

Talk about a win-win scenario.

Ronsday – Bidenland

Ron rants.

Our political system, aka the Washington Mob, is a hodgepodge of bureaucrats, career parasites, get-rich-quick opportunists, billionaires with social media platforms, socialists, crooks, and liars.

The problem is that the only identifiable agenda in all of them, other than simple greed, is lust for power. And the product is, of course, chaos . . . waste . . . fraud . . . debt . . . hypocrisy.

Chris Mathews said a few years ago that he got a “tingly feeling” when he heard the Magic Negro speak. Well, I think we all get that in various ways when we vote these days: it’s our common sense leaving our bodies.

Let’s face it: in the midst of a booming economy, lowered taxes, reduced infiltration across the southern border, allies beginning to pay for their own defense, rogue dictatorships hesitant to test our president’s resolve, $2 a gallon gasoline, energy independence, and a strong defense, we traded it all for a brain-dead animated cadaver from a foetid swamp signing spiteful executive orders to rescind, reverse, and repeal all the good his predecessor had accomplished in 3 years.

Hey, folks — creepy old pedophilic men who have plagiarized their way to the top while being completely wrong on every major policy decision they’ve made in half a century is no basis for a system of national management.

And his advisors . . . jeeeeeez, tourists are coming to the House and Senate chambers just to watch the changing of the subject, especially when Faux Chi speaks. I think his brain morphed into rancid porridge about 30 years ago and the NIH forgot where the garbage disposal was.

Summarized, his advice to us boils down to this: the vaccine protected need to be protected from the unprotected by forcing the unprotected to become protected by the protecting that didn’t protect the protected. Hey, Joey – I got a project for ya . . . oughta keep ya busy for the rest of your life: diagram that sentence.

As for the numbers involved in this plannedemic, it’s given murderers a really neat way to avoid punishment – all they have to do is inject WuHuFlu virus into their victim prior to killing him and the autopsy will show death by covid, not homicide.

The jerkoffs we have running the place should thank me for the tremendous energy I’ve spent in the past year NOT becoming a serial killer . . . of politicians. I’m gettin really disappointed these days not seein some of their names in the obituaries.

The toughest part of that 14 days to “flatten the curve” has been the past 18 months. I mean . . . Journey must be really disappointed – Biden voters have stopped believing. And I can’t think of a world leader who isn’t laughing at us.

I don’t wanna hear anybody thanking Biden or the CDC or any government official for giving us back our rights since they were the ones who took them without our consent in the first place, and they were never the origin of our rights, OR our lives, to begin with.

And that Caliphoney recall mistrake – I mean, how rigged was THAT ! The only good thing about it is that Newsom’s surviving it means that the idiots who voted for him won’t be leaving to go corrupt other states with their wacked-out ideas.

It’s like they all got together and said, “Look . . . we need to protect our right to throw tax money at illegals, provide sanctuary for criminals, steal whatever we like as long as it’s under a few hundred bucks, and defecate on the sidewalk.

Sometimes I wonder if the residents of TinselTown, like DeNiro, Streisand, Clooney, Reiner, Fonda, Moore, and others have to rehearse and practice being assholes or if it’s just natural for them to Biden off without a script.

Joke Of The Week

From Pres.

A lawyer, who had 12 children needed to move because the rental agreement on their house was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn’t say he had no children because he couldn’t lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie)

So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right.

The agent asked:” How many children do you have?”

He answered: “Twelve.”

The agent asked, “Where are the others?”

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

Moral of this story:

It’s not necessary to lie; one has only to choose the right words.

Don’t forget – most politicians are lawyers…

George Was Right

“It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.” – George Carlin

If ol’ George were alive today he would be having a field day. He would really be going off on the Kung Flu. So much bullshit has been thrown around with it. Take vaccinations. Please. When Trump was prez the left was antivaxx. Now that * is president, it is the savior of mankind. The fact that it doesn’t work doesn’t phase the NPC’s on the left a bit. It’s the unvaxxed who are causing the vaxxed to catch the Kung Flu. That doesn’t make a bit of sense.

“It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”

Wonder how much longer it will be until the vaxxers pick up their pitchforks and come after those knuckledragging antivaxxers? Bring it on! The knuckledraggers have guns.

People are beginning to strike. Hospital workers are quitting rather than get vaxxed. All of a sudden hospitals have a shortage of nurses. They’re leaving blue state cesspools like New York and moving to red states.

Cops are quitting rather than getting jabbed. Now we find that some teachers, yes teachers, the biggest group of Karens in the world are refusing the vaxx.

“It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”

The latest Biden bullshit is that the $3.5 trillion Build Back Better Bullshit bill will add zero dollars to the national debt. Only someone with the brains of a third grade pissant would believe that bullshit.

How will * and the Dimocrats achieve this magic? By that timeless policy of closing tax loopholes and making the rich pay their fair share® because that has always worked in the past.

Let’s see, we’re gonna have the same politicians who put those tax loopholes in promise to close them.

“It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”

We’re gonna raise taxes on “the rich” and make them pay their “fair share®”. First off, they never define whom they mean when they say, “the rich”. Oh yeah, they talk about billionaires and millionaires, and * even said they would raise taxes on trillionaires. Sorry Joe, there ain’t any trillionaires. Anywhoo, they could confiscate all the wealth of Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffet, and the rest of the billionaires, and they wouldn’t come even close to coming up with the $3.5 trillion. There’s no way they can come up with $3.5 trillion in taxes and they know it, but their stenographers in the Fake News Media won’t call them on it. The only way they come up with this much money is to print it.

“It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”

We’re doomed!

The French Are Pissed!

Oh noes! The French are mad at us. It seems the Aussies would rather buy nuclear subs from us than diesel subs from the French. Why would anyone want to use diesel subs anyway? The downside to all of this is that the Aussies won’t get the nuke subs until 2040. The way things are going in Australia they won’t need them by then. We have President * destroying our country and they have their leaders destroying their country with their ridiculous Kung Flu lockdowns.

The French will show us.

France will update its travel guidance to include bans for travelers from the United States and Israel without a COVID-19 vaccination.

Citing an European Union recommendation for member states to impose stricter entry requirements, France moved several nations from the Green to Orange list status, which restricts nonessential travel by unvaccinated individuals.

Wait a minute? Are there any people in Israel who are not vaccinated? Israel has one of the highest vax rates in the world. Coincidentally it also has one of the highest infection rates in the world. It ain’t the unvaccinated people who are the problem.

Meanwhile, it looks like one of the best ways to fight the Kung Flu is to attend football games in the South. Clay Travis has been all over this.

It’s way past time to start treating this as the flu and stop the insane lockdowns and mask theater. The only people at risk are geezers and those with underlying health issues. Forcing kids to wear masks is bullshit.

Oh. Fuck the French. And Fauci!