AOTW 4-29-2022

So I caught a soundbite of Speaker Blinky on the radio today talking about inflation and gas prices and, of course, she said that Congress was gonna pass legislation to prevent price gouging by large corporations even though it was the policies of the Dimocrat Congress and President * that was responsible for the high gas prices. It wasn’t Putin. It wasn’t the war in Ukraine. It was the Dimocrat’s war on the fossil fuel industry in the name of saving the planet. You wanna lower oil prices? Drill baby, drill. It worked for Trump. Anyhoo, Blinky is full of shit. She’s also an asshole.

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Ronsday – President *

Ron doesn’t think much of *.

Boy . . . is we ever in trubble. Inflation done grabbed the reins from Uncle Sugar and is a-runnin away with the buggy . . . 20,000 uninvited visitors comin ‘cross the border ever’ day lookin’ fer freebies . . . Carpathian Comic rippin us off for tens of billions . . . 4-star trannie admiral givin advice on life . . . 4-star EEO general givin advice on how to completely demoralize the military . . . and the guy in charge of the klown kar gets his merds wixed and can’t follow the script.

Jay Zeus! Lowest approval rating in modern history. Can’t get his “good friend,” the Magic Negro, to even acknowledge him at a presser. Calls the president of France to congrat him for his re-election win and the guy won’t even take the call. W. A. S. F. !!

Well, what the hell should we expect, considerin’ whom the left foisted upon us in the 2020 “election”? A shufflin’, lyin’, squintin’, self-styled pezzonovante who refuses to answer journalists’ questions, shakes hands with ghosts, rewrites history, and considers melanin and the XX chromosome the sole and perfect bona fides for high office.

Joseph “Plugs” Robinette Biden Jr., sometimes also known as “Hidin’ Biden” for his bizarre manner of conducting a campaign for the presidency of the United States in which he refused to leave the basement of his home, is an American plagiarizer, fraud, hypocrite, and election thief.

Biden is a career loser, mumbler, stumbler, fumbler, and amnesiac bullshitter who claims to be the 46th PotUS. He also claims to have “served” as the vice-president to Barack Hussein Soetoro from 2009 to 2017 but was actually the de facto anti-impeachment insurance policy for the halfrican pretender, who was ineligible for the office HE sullied for those 8 years.

My suspicion is that Joey was found in a tote sack behind O’Malley’s Corner Bar by Cate Finnegan on a cold November night in 1942. Cate’s husband, Joe Biden Sr., was a professional failure, unable to support his family and forced to take shelter with his in-laws.

Even in the boom times of post-WWII America, Joe Sr. couldn’t hold any job more complicated than janitor for a heating and cooling outfit. I betcha he often told his foundling son, “The measure of a man is not what he can accomplish, but what he can get away with,” a philosophy embraced by many other democrats, namely Billary, AOC, DumBlasio, Nuisancesom, and Malignancy.

Joe Jr. was raised carelessly in Pennsylvania, but the state eventually became aware of him and the family had to move to Delaware. There he lurked around in various schools until somehow getting his hands on a law degree from Plagiarism U. in 1968.

As a result of temporary voter insanity, he found himself seated as a US senator from Delaware four years later and became a member of the Senate Foreign Disaster Team for 12 years. From 1987 to 1995 he chaired the Senate Stupidity Committee, making faulty decisions on crime, drug prevention, and various civil liberties issues.

Joe Jr.’s sister Valerie identifies as a flightless loon, and his brother Jimmy is a professional flim-flam man. As recently as 2009, Joey’s estimated net worth was under $30,000, but today it’s in the millions, and he owns two homes in Delaware. It’s GOOD to be the insurance policy for an illicit PC halfrican, ain’t it!

Known by future historians as the “asterisk” president, Biden with his victory over incumbent Donald Trump in 2020 is widely considered illegitimate by everyone except the left-wing mainstream media and the DNC, who stuck him on that fencepost and now doesn’t know what the fletch to do with him.

He is the oldest person to be elected president, the first to have a female vice president, the first to eliminate the southern border, the first to re-install an oppressive terrorist regime in a country where we conducted war against them for 20 years, and the first to completely destroy Americans’ faith in medical science. He’s also responsible for the fastest drop in international credibility and sharpest rise in inflation since Jerkwad Jimmah.

His major accomplishments since illegitimately assuming the duties of PotUS have been the total disruption of the US economy, rejoining the suicidal Paris Climate Accord, withdrawing American power from Afghanistan and giving control to the Taliban, and gifting Ukraine with tens of billions in cash and military hardware while discontinuing all work on the southern border wall, which could have been completed with less than a $4 billion augment of what was already accomplished by his predecessor with $1 billion actually spent.

Biden was always a poor student, finishing 76th in a class of 85 to get his JD. While hiding out from the military draft in school during VietNam, he was allowed 5 deferments based on a medical statement contending that he once had the sniffles as a teenager.

Much like his father, he had trouble keeping a job, primarily because he wanted to become rich quickly and neither corporate nor criminal law was doing that for him, probably because he wasn’t a very good lawyer.

He married in 1966 and had three children, but his wife and infant daughter were killed in a traffic accident in 1972. His sons, Beau and Hunter, survived, but Joe wrote that he “felt God had played a horrible trick on him” and blamed his poor performance as a lawyer on the deaths.

Years later, Biden claimed that the truck driver who hit his wife’s car was drunk, but police and insurance records contain no evidence supporting that accusation. When people didn’t support him as he felt he deserved, he said the incident had filled him with anger and religious doubt, and later apologized for being a total shit about it.

Joe’s surviving son, Hunter, is a Washington, D.C., nuisance, drug-pusher, deadbeat dad, and career con man. His daughter Ashley (with second wife “Doctor” Jill), is an agitprop and snitch who apparently dislikes her father for a variety of reasons.

Hunter’s less-than-honorable discharge from the Navy, along with his various illicit escapades involving bribes for access to his father while vice president, and Ashley’s inflammatory diary discussing Joe’s manipulation, greed, and inappropriate behavior were repressed by mainstream media sources prior to the 2020 election.

Had Hunter’s and Ashley’s devices been given the same treatment as would similar ones owned by Trump’s children, the likelihood of Biden’s taking office in 2021 would match the likelihood of my winning next year’s Masters’ at Augusta.

Joe Biden has been on the wrong end of almost every issue he’s voted on as a US senator and as president since January 2021. He chose his political running mate based on skin color and gender exclusively, and then did exactly the same thing for a lifetime appointment of a person to the highest court in the land.

He is a career loser, a lifetime plagiarist, and a congenitally damaged liar who rewrites history and creates new memories each time he speaks in public. Tragically, though, he clearly believes that what he says is true and that he’s doing a perfectly reasonable and fine job as president.

Joe Biden is the Gaffemeister-in-Chief. The Halfrican summed him up neatly in two statements, one while they were campaigning against McCain and Palin: “How many times is Biden gonna say something stupid?” and later with “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

Johnson, Tricky Dick, Jimmah, Slick, Shrub II . . . boy, a recipe for national collapse if ever I’ve seen one. And then after those travesties we got Soetoro, an unabashed un-American unqualified unprepared Marxist who came as close politically to the embodiment of anti-christism as Kathy Griffin did humorously to anti-comedy.

Biden isn’t the antiChrist, of course, but he IS dangerously close to being the incarnation of antiPotUS.

Joke Of The Week

Another old people joke from Gary.

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.

‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’

‘Sure..’

‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.

‘No, I can remember it.’

‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’

He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’

‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.

Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment. ‘Where’s my toast ?’

The Tweedle Brothers Go To Ukraine

Since the puppet masters don’t dare send President * to Ukraine, unless the Easter Bunny goes along to protect him, they decided to send Tweedledumb, SecState Blinken, and Tweedledumber, SecDef Austin. Good! It gets them out of the country.

Don’t have a clue what Blinken will do, but I have an idea what Austin will do. He will advise the Ukraine military to get rid of all of the white supremacists in their ranks. He’ll also tell them they need to recruit transgenders ’cause nothing makes a good fighting force than men in dresses or women pretending to be men. It’s done wonders for our military.

Austin said one purpose of the war was to degrade the Russian military. We don’t need a war to degrade ours. We have an incompetent SecDef to do that aided and abetted by the top flag officers at the Pentagon.

Our military has been going downhill for quite some time and every time we get a Dimocrat president it gets worse. The good officers leave and the ass kissers, like Milley, remain and rise to the top. Send Milley to Ukraine and keep him there. Same with the Vindeman twins. Buncha losers. All of them.

The problem with Trump is he didn’t fire enough people. Unfortunately, he didn’t appoint decent SecDefs. He needed to fire Milley.

Meanwhile, while the Tweedle Brothers are out of the country, they are not fucking up things here, especially Austin. If only we could keep him there.

Sunday Metal 4-24-2022

IMHO this is the The Doors’ best song. I used the studio version because of the overdubs in the guitar solo. I read somewhere that The Doors used a bass player in the studio rather than Manzarek’s bass keyboard that he played when they performed live.

“… the scream of the butterfly.” I loved to listen to this song when I was stoned.