Joke Of The Week

Another one I should have posted during Pride month.

A queer dude wasn’t feeling well so he went to his doctor for a checkup and tests. The doctor calls him a week later and sez, “I’ve got some bad news. You’ve got AIDS and Monkey Pox. I’m going to put you on a strict diet. You can only eat baked beans, White Castle hamburgers, Mexican food, and prunes.”

“Will that cure me?”

“No. It will show you what your asshole is for.”

And a bonus.