I’m not making this up.

Another Gorilla Glue episode.

A Louisiana man who accused Tessica Brown of making up her Gorilla Glue hair saga ended up in the ER after he glued a plastic cup to his lip

A Louisiana man said he thought a woman who sprayed her hair with Gorilla Glue was lying.

So he decided to do a totally normal thing and Gorilla Glue a plastic cup to his lip.

He couldn’t remove the cup, and a doctor had to painfully peel it from his mouth.

"Gorilla Glue woman is Lying, It comes right off! I'll prove it by gluing this cup to my face."

2 hours later in ER pic.twitter.com/mLs7OnFgfr

— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) February 12, 2021

Stupidity should be painful. Meanwhile, those of us with brains get to laugh at this booger eatin’ moh-ron.

Hey Texas! How do you like the global warming?

Rolling power outages could sweep across the state through Tuesday if demand outpaces supply as expected because of the bitter cold.

The Electric Reliability Council of Texas, which operates the state’s power grid, emphasized Texans should reduce energy consumption as temperatures dropped. The grid could reach unprecedented winter demands, said Dan Woodfin, ERCOT’s senior director of system operations.

Time to fire up all of those windmills.

Demand is one of the issues facing the power grid, but the cold is causing other problems, too. Electric generators are vying for natural gas as people turn to that fuel for heating. Icy conditions also knocked out almost half of the state’s wind power generation capacity as wind turbines froze across the state, Woodfin added.

Oooops! Betcha wish you had some coal fired plants and some nuclear power.

During this stretch of global warming records are being set for low temperatures throughout the US and Canada.

Meanwhile in Germany.

Germany is held up as the world’s solar and wind capital by “renewables luvvies” but Germans are freezing through winter due to “millions of solar panels blanketed in snow” and turbines sitting idle, according to Rowan Dean.

“Germany’s long been held up by the likes of these renewable luvvies, they say Germany’s the world’s great wind and solar capital,” Mr Dean said.

“But as we speak millions of solar panels are blanketed in snow and 30,000 wind turbines are sitting idle because there’s no wind.

“Freezing Germans shivering in their lederhosen’s are desperate for coal fired power to heat up their wurst and sauerkraut.”

Too bad they shut down all of the coal plants and closed the coal mines. They also got rid of the nuke plants. This is the Green New Deal in action. No wind, no sun, no electricity.

What did socialists use before candles? Electricity.

From Jane Austen who’s freezing in Texas.

As far from metal as I can get today.

When I left to go to the store yesterday I noticed someone had tied a balloon on my mailbox that said, “I Love You”. WTF? This had to be a case of mistaken identity. Whom do I know nearby who loves me besides my cats and in Chloe’s case that’s dubious? Sammy, OTOH, loooves me. Who could my secret admirer be? Not a clue. So I got an early Valentine from either a secret admirer, or the balloon was on the wrong mailbox. Or maybe someone just felt sorry for a misanthrope like me. I guess I should feel like it’s a good feeling to know somebody loves me. Hence today’s song by Poco. Poco was the Eagles before the Eagles. And when Poco broke up, their bassist Timothy B. Schmidt, became the Eagles’ bassist and sang high harmony.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Sonata 85.

And now on harpsichord. Faster.

And now for Claudia, here it is on piano. Really fast!

From Glenn. (more…)

This week I’m giving it to Mark Cuban who own some basketball team in Texas. He decided that he was gonna stop playing the National Anthem at the games, prolly so his players didn’t have to kneel or sumpin’. The NBA should prolly play the Chinese national anthem anyway. Funny, but the NBA told Cuban he would have to play the anthem. Anyway, Cuban’s an asshole and he has an appropriate name.

So Herb suggested I make this person as my AOTW. She would make a better booger eatin’ moh-ron of the week.

She’s thinking about stickin’ it to the glue manufacturer.

Tessica Brown, the Louisiana woman who styled her hair with Gorilla Glue and later sought medical treatment for her hardened head of hair, may soon file a lawsuit against the makers of the product, according to a new report.

Brown had originally shared her story last week, in a TikTok video viewed nearly 21 million times as of Tuesday morning. In it, she admitted to using Gorilla Glue spray adhesive on her head, after running out of her preferred brand of hairspray.

Using glue on your hair? That is a really high level of stupidity there.

Brown alleged that she hadn’t been able to remove the glue since spraying it on her ‘do “about a month” before, and ultimately took herself to the emergency room over the weekend, where they apparently instructed her to use sterilized water and nail polish remover pads to remove the adhesive, according to a photo Brown shared on Instagram. Then, on Sunday, Brown shared a YouTube video of another woman helping to apply the pads to her scalp, while Brown wiped away tears and, at one point, winced in pain.

Now, sources for TMZ claim that Brown has hired a lawyer to look into a case against Gorilla Glue, seeing as the product itself warns against use on the skin and eyes, but not hair. TMZ’s sources further claim that Brown had even tried softening the glue with rubbing alcohol, at the suggestion of the folks at Gorilla Glue.

Looks like Gorilla Glue is now gonna have to add hair to that warning but no one at that company would have really anticipated anyone dumb enough to use it on hair. Warning: Never overestimate the intelligence of a consumer.

I can just see members of the jury on that trial trying not to laugh at Ms. Brown’s stupidity, unless, of course, her lawyers managed to get a jury as dumb as she is.

Good news! She’s unstuck!

Ron rants.

Weird . . . what goes on in D.C. Best economy in history . . . lowest unemployment EVER . . . border trespasses W-A-Y down . . . energy independent . . . and just about everybody better off than they were during the Golden Negro’s tenure.

But . . . toxic fumes leaking out from the Potomac marshes contaminated the atmosphere and gave everybody a bad case of TDS, introducing a Fool’s Gold Age of Ignorance created by nation-killer Soros and the disinformation arm of the DNC which caused the GOP to become congressipated and paranoid.

A giant plume formed over the entire region – call it the Beltway Bubble. Actually the noxious gas had been bubbling up from Ol’ Swampy for decades, but recently – prob’ly due to ‘anthropogenic climate change’ – its potency has increased exponentially because of relentless propaganda from the left-wing “news” sources.

Libs and conservatives in central government adopted the practice of automatically voting opposite each other on nearly all issues. Any rule or regulation or law proposed by a Conservative got an auto knee-jerk “NO!” from the left, and anything sponsored by the left got the same reaction from conservatives.

Good examples would be CNN and FoxNews: Trumpistos discredited and suggested dismantling CNN while Leftistes wanted to shut down FoxNews completely. Reality is, though, that nearly no one on the left ever watches Fox, and very few conservatives pay serious attention to CNN, so essentially they’re just like the “Hands-Up/Don’t-Shoot” bots, barking at phantoms and howling at the moon without a clue as to what actually happened.

Each side complains about biased or outright fake news by the other side but never actually LISTENS to what’s being reported, or how it’s presented, or why it’s not even mentioned on the opposition networks.

It’s kinda like gun control – snowflakes love to chant “Hey, Hey, NRA – how many kids did you kill today?” when the truth is that the answer is NONE, but they won’t believe it. Hey, if the millions of people who legally own millions of guns in this country were actually a bunch of mass murderers, I’m sure we’d know it by now. There wouldn’t BE any friggin liberals runnin around bitchin about everything.

Hey, I’d like to be able to see their point of view on guns, abortions, Trump, illegal immigration, Islam, climate change, and a buncha other things, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

And radicalism – wholly shi’ite, amigos mios . . . all summer long Antifa and BLM destroyed businesses, buildings, police cars, public property, and people’s lives, but the mainstream media insisted that it was all “mostly peaceful” and the violence was “just a myth” ‘cause all the world’s problems were caused by old white men.

Then a few agent-provocateur assholes managed to get into the Capitol and Congressional offices (with the help of the Capitol police) and suddenly it’s an insurrection planned and staged by the evil Orangeman (who actually asked the demonstrators to behave and then to go home when they became troublesome).

JayZeus, mouseketeers, talk about hypocrisy – the Dems say we need to “heal” the racial divide in this country, but then their potus dementius candidate actually declares publicly that his veep partner WILL BE a female of color. Hey, Hey, MLK – did you hear what he said today?

And the posterboy for old white troublemakin dudes — Joey B — panders to political grievance groups such as BLM and LGBTQ and sucks up to the climate hysteria autists and Sinophiles. Good Fargin Grief, folks . . . doncha think it’s time we establish a policy of political pre-nups to do something about all the lies and hypocrisy and empty promises??? If they don’t produce once they get into office, take away their bennies and fire their lyin asses the same way you would a cheatin spouse.

JRB is NOT the legitimately elected PotUS any more than RocketMan is the legitimately elected supreme leader of NorKor. Goddamit, Joey B thinks he’s pushin all the right buttons for his base, but the one that NEEDs to be pushed is the MUTE button.

Everybody, and that’s EVERYbody, including DOCTOR Jill, knows that Joe has lost hearing in his starboard eye and the cheddar slipped off his Ritz a LONG time ago.

The faux potus, the guy who said you can’t rule by EO alone but has signed dozens of the goddam things in his first two weeks in office, is a pathetic, fumbling, bumbling, stumbling old fool who can’t finish a sentence without getting his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth so that he can’t see what the hell he’s saying, even when what he’s supposed to say is written down for him on a card or a teleprompter.

CinC Doofus, his resurrected lack-of-visionaries, AND his “election” belong in the Guiness Book of Idiocies. We are deep into the sad twilight of a once-proud republic now circling the bowl. In other words, “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in America anymore.”

From Gary.

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a
priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and
face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat
pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “Tell me
Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?”

The priest replies, “My son, it’s caused by loose living, consorting
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.”

The drunk muttered in response, “Well, I’ll be damned”, then returned
to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. “I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How
long have you had arthritis?”

The man answered, “I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope suffers from it.”

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer