Hey! Didja hear about the white supremacist who killed 10 people in a Boulder Colorado supermarket? Yeah, me too. It was all over twatter that a white supremacist shot up a Boulder supermarket.

Ooooops!

Thanks AlphaDelta!

Yep! It wasn’t a white supremacist. It was a Moslem. How quickly the story changed from the person to guns. It wasn’t the Moslem who killed all of those people it was the gun.

“Guns must be banned!”

“We need to end the filibuster so we can have ‘common sense gun laws'”

By common sense gun laws, they mean taking away all of our guns.

By the way, it ain’t white people who are killing all of those people with guns. Here are all the perpetrators of mass shootings in 2019.

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Look at all of them thar white supremacists.

But the fake news media and the Dimocrats would have you believe that the big problem in this country is white people with guns.

If it had been a white dude who had shot all of thos folks in Boulder we would still be hearing about it. They have really downplayed the fact that it was a Moslem who was was responsible. Now it’s the gun.

The Ninth Circuit just ruled for an anti-gun law. Will the Supremes uphold the 2nd Amendment or will they fold like a cheap suit.

We’re getting closer to the socialist dictatorship that I have predicted. We’re evn closer than I thought.

We’re doomed! And we did it to ourselves by letting them steal an election in plain sight.

Ron’s weekly rant.

Time to wash Monsterdawg. Gittin a li’l stale. Smells like an old outside dog. Sure will be glad when the weather warms up and I can do it outside. Wrasslin that guy into the deepsink gets harder every time. My starboard shoulder keeps tellin me that if I don’t quit liftin him up like that, I’m gonna regret it . . . in perpetuity. Guy weighs over 80 pounds.

But . . . it’s a li’l early to be wakin up the house doin that, so I’ll just let my fingers wander over the keyboard for a while and see what pops up.

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The problem with what’s happening in US society today isn’t that people can’t see where the bookbanning and PC police and fake news will eventually take us . . . the problem is that a whole lotta people DO see exactly where we’re headed, and they’re not doing anything to stop it.

Statues bein pulled down, schools bein renamed, books bein banned, syrup bottles tagged as racist, “antifa isn’t a real thing . . . it’s just an idea,” stupid anti-white riots in the streets are “mostly peaceful,” George Floyd and Michael Brown were saints, Muppets, Dumbo, and even a plastic potato declared racist . . . . it’s silly, it’s pointless, it’s childish, and it’s dangerous.

Wouldn’t take much to believe that China could chase our military out of the western Pacific by mounting loudspeakers on sampans and yelling offensive gender-trigger pronouns at our troops.

And in California, almost a hundred million bucks was set up to provide hotel accommodations for illegals while US citizens, many who are military vets, sleep on the streets in cardboard boxes.

The ever-growing number of illegals in the country today, some say as many as 40 million but at LEAST 15 million or so, will get amnesty pretty soon, then citizenship . . . and they’ll use that new-found power to vote themselves more “relief” checks, more food stamps, more health care, more freebies.

When kids can watch scantily clad female “rappers” do pretend lesbian sex in prime-time television instead of reading children’s books (which are now banned), when thugs such as Martin, Garner, Floyd, and Brown are romanticized and sanctified, when cities and business districts are burned to the ground . . . hey, guys – there’s a problem.

When an incestuous “oppressed” Muslim woman can come here, enjoy the benefits, get education, get welfare, get healthcare, and eventually steal a seat in the US Congress, then use her status to declare that this is a racist and oppressive country . . . there’s a problem.

When you need I.D. to arrange a loan, get prescription medicine, buy booze, drive a car, fly on a commercial airliner, purchase a firearm, even go fishing, but not to vote, there’s a problem.

When 5-year-old kids can decide their gender, there’s a problem. And when whites pretend to be black, or Indian . . . or when Indians pretend to be black, and when a career loser can spend the entire summer hiding in a basement and still get more votes than the magic negro, there’s a problem.

Ah, yes . . . . Joey B . . . first the guy plagiarizes, then he goes through 30 years in congress making the wrong decisions on just about every issue that came up, and LIES about it, then he uses his position as veep to get his worthless kid on the board of a company for which he is spectacularly unqualified, then he spends the entire summer in his basement hiding, then he allows his supporters to corrupt and steal the election for him, and now he stumbles REPEATEDLY going UP a ladder into AF1 ‘cause of the “wind.” Grease us Twice !! What must the world think of us for elevating this phoney mumbler/stumbler to a position of power!

I won’t be even slightly surprised to learn that since he often wears a mask while speaking in public (when he remembers) that many of his statements have been replaced by voice fakes to make him sound more aware of what he’s talking about and even sensible in his analysis. Gotta wonder just how long his “check engine” light has been on.

How the hell is this animated cadaver gonna make it to January 2025? Hope he’s enjoying his little cruise through the swamp . . . like a grinning frog riding on the head of a gator that’s completely submerged in the slime. H.F.S. Even CARTER was better than this brainless stage prop at the end of a George Soros fly rope.

Doofus Joe’s mind must be like a granny’s desktop at the elderhostel –

22 tabs are open

4 of ‘em are frozen

2 virus alerts are flashing

the mailbox is full and rejecting all new messages

the printer is out of ink

the mouse batteries are under 1%

and she has no idea where that music’s coming from

Oh, well . . . lookin at the other side of the coin – wonder if Jill has been workin on a way to off Kamalho. I mean, we know Joe ain’t thinkin about that, but I bet SHE is. The poster girl for elder abuse.

Ron needs to read Kurt Schlichter’s latest novel where Stacy Abrams Tank becomes VP when Horizontal Harris resigns after getting sick eating cookies Jill baked.

A Little Johnny joke from Tiger.

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “my sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”

“Very good”, said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”

“Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?

”Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny,
“I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog shit!”
Then I would say, “It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.

Here we go. Another example of White Supremacy and Asian bigotry here in Atlanta. Some white dude shot up a bunch of Asian sex workers. Asian hate right? Wrongo! More Fake News! The dude was a sex addict and shot up massage parlors. Now who is more likely to be working in massage parlors? Asian women. But let’s not let a good chance to bash white people go to waste. President * and Horizontal Harris, aided and abetted by the Fake News Media, were all over it. Just another example of a white supremacist hate crime against Asians.

White people commit most of the hate crime against Asians right? Wrongo! Guess who does? If you said Africans, you got it in one. Yep! The black people hate the yellow people. Statistics show that it’s the African people who commit most of the assaults against Asians. But that’s not politically correct.

Of course, Africans commit more assaults against white people that the other way around. Africans kill more white people than the other way around. White supremacy my crippled ass. Howza ’bout black supremacy?

Ya wanna know where there is real Asian bigotry? Ivy League colleges. Yannow, those colleges run by white liberals and endowed by white liberals. It seems that Asians score higher on the SAT and other entrance exams. They score higher than whites and way higher than Africans. That really fucks up Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). We need more Africans and less Asians. Whatever to do? Why not add points to the African scores and subtract points from the Asian scores all in the name of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)? They’ve been doing that. Better yet, why not just abolish the SAT? That will get rid of those pesky Asians and allow us to enroll more Africans.

And that’s just what they are doing. If you’re African come on in. If you’re Asian? Sorry.

But remember, it’s White Supremacy that’s the source of Asian bigotry.

What a steaming pile of bullshit!

It’s been a while since Pastis has done a pun on Sunday.

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For the edification of my sister, this is a pun from a line from Roxanne a song by the Police. Sting was their lead singer and bass player. For the record, I hated the Police and most of their songs.

My favorite Wishbone Ash song. Pour yourself a cup of coffee and sit back and listen.

His 98th sonata.

They’re all over the web today. One of the better ones.

So, they installed one of these.

Update.

The whole world is laughing.

Sometimes small and perky are nice. From Mike. (more…)

Jimmy Gomez

Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D-CA) plans to introduce a resolution to expel Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from the House.

The resolution has 72 co-sponsors.

This asshole and the 72 co-sponsors are trying to disenfranchise Georgia voters. He and the 72 co-sponsors are also trying to silence a political opponent. This is what they do in a banana republic which is what this country is turning into.

You’re an asshole Jimmy. You don’t belong in the House of Representatives. You don’t even belong in this country.